Fancy Fruit
Fairy Gardens are working tirelessly all year to provide the rest of the world with enough food and supplies. They do their best to produce the highest quality produce, but they are more focused on quantity rather than quality here. However, Fairy Gardens aren’t the only place to produce foods and supplies for the world. Some level of agriculture may be found in every area of our world and of these is an area of Ä+*4~, very close to Fairy Gardens.
Here, the people aren’t under so much pressure to produce as much food as possible, and can get a little bit fancy with it. Here you’ll find orchards specializing in making especially fancy fruit.
So how and why does this work?
You see, you have to notice that the people here are producing fruit. Fruit is mainly consumed by the fairies, the Glitter God’s servants who deserve only the best, and also, they are a minority in our world so the fairies alone don’t really eat that much. With this in mind, it makes sense that the people producing fruit would focus more on quality rather than quantity of their produce.
So what are these fruits and what makes them so fancy?
We’re glad you asked! These fruits are no ordinary fruits. The orchard workers aren’t here to just make some “pretty good apples”, no, these fruits need to be absolutely perfect in every way. Oranges that are completely round, apples with absolutely no bumps on them, cherries of the exact correct shade of red (#CD001A), and so on.
People in these orchards spend their days and nights taking care of their trees and making sure everything is just perfect. Only the best and most perfect fruits make it to become good enough for fairies, and everything else has to get sold at a much lower price to ordinary people who use these fruits to feed their catbunnies (who do still deserve the best anyway but still). This is why the orchard owners have to make sure that most of their fruit is absolutely perfect, and if it is, it gets sold at obnoxiously high prices. Well, the fairies can afford it anyway.
And yes, the fairies are willing to pay quite a lot of money on these fancy fruits. As the servants of literally God himself, they earn more money than everyone else, and they like to show it by buying and owning only the best, fanciest and the most expensive things, including food. Pff, did you think any regular apple is food enough for a fairy? Think again. As much as they are benevolent and generous, they are also high maintenance and fussy, unwilling to eat anything less than perfect. And so, these people are happy to produce only the highest quality food for the people who are willing to pay for it.
What about regular people, you may ask?
Obviously, the fairies are more than able and willing to buy this fancy fruit, but what about regular people? There’s plenty of regular mole people who have enough money to buy this fruit, so what about them?
Well, if you paid any attention so far, you would know that regular mole people don’t really eat much fruit themselves. They may still visit these orchards to buy this fancy fruit either way though. They may get some less perfect and cheaper fruits for their catbunnies or buy some fruit as a gift for a fairy in their life. While moles may eat an occasional fruit, or use it for fruit juices or deserts, they wouldn’t dare to eat these fancy fruits, there’s just something about them that makes it clear that they are for fairies only. At some point a rumor was started that you would be gravely punished by GLitter God if you are this fruit, but it’s unclear if there’s any truth to it. Anyway, you don’t need it, better gift it to a deservign fairy. UwU.
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