Secret Agency
What is Secret Agency?
Secret Agency isn’t really as secret as the name might suggest; everyone in the world is very well aware that it exists. It is a surveillance agency that observes all everyone does 32/8. Everyone is watched - no one is safe. In the world that we live in, this is pretty much an accepted fact, that no one seems to have too big of an issue with. Or maybe it’s just that there would be no use protesting against it, as the agencies and agents are appointed directly by Glitter God and Satan.
This agency is in place to ensure that everyone who might be breaking the law or doing anything sketchy to be caught as fast as possible, but unfortunately there are many ways to avoid it. The truth is, no one can really watch every single person 32/8, even if there are numerous agencies across the world - one in each district.
How does it all work?
Each of the agencies has the same purpose - to watch all of the residents of each district. This is achieved by cameras set up across the world, and even everyone’s personal phone collecting data on them, and sending it over to the agency. That of course means massive amounts of data, and there is no way to store all of it for the long term; most of it gets deleted after one day, which is every 32 hours. If needed, some of this info is filtered or stored, and sometimes certain people are given more attention than the others. All of this depends heavily on what exactly the agency is looking for at a certain time. All of this information that is deemed interesting or valuable gets stored in the archives. This system of observing, filtering and storing info is extremely flawed though, so a lot of data that might be important falls right through the cracks, while some less important information gets stored.
Who works there?
Now you might be asking yourself who exactly is doing all this work. Each of these agencies is run by a single Boss, who is overseeing everything the agents employed here do. All of them are blank, or more accurately half blank characters. As such they are just enough real people to be able to do the work that needs to be done, but aren’t actual distinct characters. They have no real personalities or personal interests and motives. This is to ensure complete objectivity and detachment from the data they collect. They will review those nudes you accidentally sent to the wrong person with no bias or judgment, and unless anything illegal is happening in them, they’ll simply discard them and not think of them again. If someone's gonna come back to you to blackmail you with them, it won’t be the agents, you can count on that. It’s probably because of this why people don’t actually have major issues with being watched all the time. They know they are safe from the agents trying to use their information for ulterior motives or gain something from it.
All of the agents live in apartments inside of the Secret Agency building, and there’s always someone left in charge of the main surveillance room.
All tasks of Secret Agencies
As already said, the main purpose of the agencies is to observe this world and its people. They do this to catch anyone doing anything sketchy and decide what to do with them. For smaller things they might just be intimidated, but the more serious crimes require the agents to take the person to Glitter God and Satan personally, to be judged.
They are also closely connected to local temples and store all the personal info about all the world residents and all of their official documentation.
Other than this, they are also keeping an eye on the Aliens. Our world can never be completely sure what they’re up to, and it’s good to collect data on them and their intentions, just in case.
But it’s not only the present time they’re concerned with. The agencies are also very much interested in collecting different documents and artifacts from the past, and keep them safe here if they decide that the information should be kept a secret from the public.
Central Secret Agecy HQ
The one agency that appears in Big Book of Lame Jokes and DANGER COMIC the most is the one located in Central District of Å+*4~. As with every other one, the agents working here are observing the district, under the lead of their Boss.
They are best known for the series Men in Black, during the course of which they are trying to obtain a peep hole*, and their appearance in the movie Trans-Formers two. The movie however, was actually filmed at West T@Ö#Ä3 headquarters, rather than in Å+*4~.
Secret Agency in comics
Secret Agency amy appear in Big Book of Lame Jokes and DANGER COMIC, but most notably appears in Men in Black series
*peep hole is a product of Peep'Hole inc.
* many of the things here may or may not be heavily inspired by werid dreams - I don't make the rules, I just write them down
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