How To Summon a Demon In Three Easy Steps - Spooktober 2023

How To Summon a Demon In Three Easy Steps is a book written by author and demonologist Karl Lenners. As the title suggests, the book teaches the reader to summon a demon with easily acquired ingredients and a simple ritual, which, most graciously, doesn't involve killing anyone. It is aimed at a beginner audience or anyone wanting to expand their panel of rituals.   With the practice of Black Magic being forbidden by most governments, the book is banned in most countries. However, this didn't prevent motivated readers and summoners from finding ways to procure themselves with the book, either by buying it in a country where it is legal, or by purchasing it illegally on the VoidWeb.   The book has been praised within the demonologist community for its simplicity of application, easy readability and effective results. However, some have reported that the summoned demon attacked them or hurt them and, in rare cases, might even have killed someone. Lenners has declined all responsibilities about these incidents, stating in a Demongram post: "It is written at the very beginning of the book and I have restated it multiple time during interviews, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INCIDENT CAUSED BY THE DEMON YOU SUMMONED! My ritual works. Every. Time. I delivered on what the book promises. It's not my fault you pissed off a demon and it decided to butcher you or your family. It's a DEMON FFS! Just ask for what you want and pay what it asks, and don't bitch about it when the price is your beloved kitty or dear old mother. You want free miracles with a hug as a bonus? Summon an Angel."

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