Coffee

When a coffee is ordered, the barista summons it into existence using a pentagram. The spoken component of the spell is the order itself. One might say, "it's pronounced Caramel Frapucinooo". Any component or spoken flaw in the casting could result in an incomplete, or an incorrect order. There are many well-documented cases of baristas being sucked out of the universe mid-order. Theologians, philosophers, and physicists offer few insights into the fate of these souls. The theory championed by the Editorial Board of Coffee Drinkers Monthly, is that these baristas are being pulled into the Realm of the Bean Demons.

AI Stub Coffee by MidJourney

Item type

Consumable, Food / Drink