A Beginners Guide to Gnomish Explatives

Written and distributed (in secret) by Mipplie Shivp

"As you well know, the Gnomes are a secretive and polite people... well, most gnomes that is. I've always been a bit different, I love traveling, speaking with strangers in strange new lands, and telling people all about my wonderful Rock Gnome culture. So lets start with what all children learn first in a new language... The Bad Words!!!

Repeat after me:"

Single Rock Gnome Words with Common Translations;

Micken :: F**king - Doing adult things, sometimes results in babies.

Mik :: F**k - see also: Micken.

Shivi :: S**t - Everybody poops, this is how you say it in Gnomish.

Dibble :: P**s - To Urinate or relieve your bladder.

Leeb :: D**k - Male dangley bit.

Dims :: B***s - Lower male dangley bits.

Pum :: P***y - Lady parts.

Timms :: T**s - Higher, shirt covered lady parts.

Glemt :: A*s - the butt, see also: Shivi.

Mellm :: F***y - Calling someone obese or out of shape.

Gipi :: U**y - To say they are unpleasant to look at.

Klem :: L**r or C***t - To be untruthful, or not honest.

Hocol :: S**t - Someone who is promiscuous.

Hocam :: W***e - Someone who is promiscuous for money.

Wepy :: C***y - Someone of questionable sanity.

Toos :: S****d - Someone of low intelligence.

Pibit :: F**t - To pass gas or "Cut Cheese".

Slek :: S***y - Something that is slippery, wet and unpleasant.

Yillt :: S****y - Something that smell bad, an unpleasant odor.

Belr :: S******s - A sarcastic or obnoxiously conceited person.

Kee :: J*****s - A stubborn or belligerent creature, usually a mule.

Ginnie :: T***y - A flunky, a self-seeking servile flatterer fawning parasite.

Snirm :: C****d - Someone of a timid or fearful nature.

Kib :: S*****g - a mean, despicable person.

Oold :: H**l - A location on the lower planes, associated with devils.

Odlem :: D**n - To condemn someone to a location within the lower planes, see also: Oold.

Pinr :: C*********e - Someone of a miserly or overly frugal nature.

Pipr :: C***p - Something of low cost, and usually low quality.

Skek :: U***********y - Someone who is unreliable or cannot be trusted.

Wisop :: D***k - Someone overly fond of alcohol, or to be inebriated.

Common Phrases

Rock Gnome Phrases with closest Common translation;

Shivi wip Tin :: Feces for Brains.

Ib Miktoos? :: Are you F-ing Stupid?

Iv Haltoos :: You beautiful moron.

Hekep DooKin :: Son/Daughter of a Dog!

Libiv Toos :: Penis for brains.

Iv SlekSkeek :: You Slimy Snake!

Oold Oldem Iv Kib :: Go to the Hells you terrible person.