Marty Pondweed
The kind of friend everyone should have
There is something seriously wrong with this dude...
Like who sleeps in a half frozen trough outside?
Don't comment on the fact that his skin is covered in algae. It's rude.
No, the cough is not contagious. But he can't promise anything if you drink his bathwater.
Don't stay and chat for too long, Marty has to soak every few minutes or so or he gets really itchy.
Relationships
Marty really loves animals, but he particularly likes ducks.
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Conditions
Age
?????
Spouses
Siblings
Children
Pronouns
He/Him
Sex
Male
Eyes
Green
Hair
Nonexistent
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Algae covered
Height
6ft 5
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