Calendar 2597

Solis 7, 2597 - A copper saved is a copper earned, but a copper thrown in a well, that is a wish spell!

Solis 8, 2597 - You can't control the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails

Solis 9, 2597 - You know nothing

Solis 10, 2597 - Did you know today, someday long ago, there was a moon?

Solis 11, 2597 - The past is set in stone, but stone is not eternal

Solis 12, 2597 - The journey of 1,000km begins with 7th level casting of teleport

Solis 14, 2597 - Water is the best, because water makes ale.

Solis 15, 2597 - You cannot remove fog with a fan, it must be charged through

Solis 16, 2597 - The best things in life are actually very expensive and sold esclusively at Ignatio's Arcaneum throughout the Fisk Empire

Solis 17, 2597 - Try to make a friend every single day

Solis 18, 2597 - Whoops, we forgot part of that last quote. It was supposed to be "Try to make a friend throw up every single day"

Solis 19, 2597 - The fool thinks they are wise, but the wise know its spelled wizard

Solis 20, 2597 - Whenever you are on the side of the majority, make sure to sell stock options

Solis 21, 2597 - Don't count age in years, rumor has it when an enemy is sliced in half they have rings like trees - much simpler than math

Solis 22, 2597 - Live everday of your life, and if you have the magic available, everyday of someone else's too

Solis 23, 2597 - Never laugh at live dragons

Solis 24, 2597 - The secret to life when you fall seven times is to invest in levitation magic

Solis 25, 2597 - Think before you speak. Stealth before you think.

Solis 26, 2597 - Allow your morals to be traded in for morel mushrooms

Solis 27, 2597 - Turn your wounds into cool scars

Solis 28, 2597 - Angry people are not always wise, but they do yell loudly

Solis 29, 2597 - Let no drow pull you so low as to hate them, that would be thousands of feet underground!

Solis 30, 2597 - The task that takes the longest to accomplish is generally because of the casting time

Caldra

Caldra 1, 2597 - Those we love are not gone, maybe yours are, but ours are still here with us helping write this calendar

Caldra 2, 2597 - Love the sin, hate the sinner

Caldra 3, 2597 - When in Skormp, live like Skormpians

Caldra 4, 2597 - The trees have eyes, at least that is what the squirrel told me

Caldra 5, 2597 - Necromancers are fowl people, most are really into bird watching

Caldra 6, 2597 - Dragons generally do not drink tea

Caldra 7, 2597 - Is it better to gain money or an annual subscription to "Casting Magic for Dummies Quarterly?" The answer is obvious, for a 25% discount order yours today!

Caldra 8, 2597 - I see no moon and no moon sees me, there is no moon you goon

Caldra 9, 2597 - Fighting is like wrestling without clothes, your privates are possibly going to be injured

Caldra 10, 2597 - "I CAST FIREBALL" * wizard sold separately

Caldra 11, 2597 - Have you ever noticed that the Doresake Desert is full of sand? It sucks.

Caldra 12, 2597 - Don't cling to your posessions, you're not a ghost

Caldra 13, 2597 - Blood is sweetest when drank from a fresh body... CALDRA FOOLS!

Caldra 14, 2597 - Your bag of holding does not hold your future

Caldra 15, 2597 - Swords are like cakes, if I eat one, I'm going to pay for it

Caldra 16, 2597 - Ranged attacks are best suited to those far away

Caldra 17, 2597 - I DO NOT LIKE RANDY

Caldra 18, 2597 - Whenever you're winning, ask if you're really having fun, because that is all that matters

Caldra 19, 2597 - Love is a potion brewed at great expense and stealthily stirred into a drink every morning of your significant other

Caldra 20, 2597 - Knowing yourself is the beginning of remembering what is in your inventory

Caldra 21, 2597 - You know nothing, you only have one brain!

Caldra 22, 2597 - Will you live to see a better world, or will a better world live to see you dead?

Caldra 23, 2597 - Dreams are like flying monsters. They must be killed or they'll reveal your location.

Caldra 24, 2597 - Count your life by friends, not years. Count your age by kills, not resurrection rituals.

Caldra 25, 2597 - May you live everyday of your life at least twice. Once as you, and another time as the guy who gets to make your brain into a memory archive.

Caldra 26, 2597 - Any halfling can know, it takes a full person to understand.

Caldra 27, 2597 - If you're reading this, you're either alive or a lich. Either way, not a bad accomplishment, keep it up and please don't kill us.

Caldra 28, 2597 - Think before you speak.

Caldra 29, 2597 - Turn your wounds into wisdom by letting them get green, festering, then asking your local cleric to keep you from dying.

Caldra 30, 2597 - There are three things all wise folk fear: the sea in storm, a night with a moon, and the anger of the gentle.

BriskWind

BriskWind 1, 2597 - Going out your door is dangerous. I left several mimics there.

BriskWind 2, 2597 - Angry people rarely get to use soothe emotions on themselves.

BriskWind 3, 2597 - Beauty and goodness are illusions, blueberry pie is what they obscure.

BriskWind 4, 2597 - Mastering others is strength, mastering yourself is true power.

BriskWind 5, 2597 - The measure of intellegence is the ability to change clothes with the fashions of the day. Make sure to check out Altorga's Alterations in the Gu'us Empire!

BriskWind 6, 2597 - Questions are generally good. Ale is generally better.

BriskWind 7, 2597 - People only hear what they want to hear, mostly because of charm person

BriskWind 8, 2597 - The past has no power, except for Lichs... those things never die

BriskWind 9, 2597 - I'm not young enough to know everything, for that you'll need to ask Jason and he is a piece of work.

BriskWind 10, 2597 - Failure gives success flavor. For some fucking reason it isn't blueberries anymore.

BriskWind 11, 2597 - Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens, and mind flayers devour your brain

BriskWind 12, 2597 - Sell your cleverness and buy "Bewilderment", an exciting new potion available for a limited time only at participating locations!

BriskWind 13, 2597 - Reaching the stars is ambitious. Good for you!

BriskWind 14, 2597 - Pretty girls are like pretty boys in many ways, but mostly their muscular/skeletal structure.

BriskWind 15, 2597 - Exploration only ends when you do.

BriskWind 16, 2597 - Never, never, never give in! (Obviously negotiable based on the amount of coin they're offering)

BriskWind 17, 2597 - The only thing necessary is a good axe. And a bedroll. Maybe some rations. Friends help pass the time. And you always need rope. Maybe a tinderbox... Actually, can you make me a list?

BriskWind 18, 2597 - Wonder is good. Wish is a better spell still though.

BriskWind 19, 2597 - All knowledge hurts, that is why books should have rounded corners. Come in to my shop to sign my petition.

BriskWind 20, 2597 - The soul becomes dyed with thoughts and love. Make sure to bleach yours regularly.

BriskWind 21, 2597 - Enjoy wild music. Unless it is banjos. Then be very very suspicious.

BriskWind 22, 2597 - Vampires are friends, not food.

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HearthWarmth 10, 2597 - Warm your hands and heart with a mug of hot ale.