Cocoa Craze: Judge of Mystics One Shot
A system agnostic TTRPG
All is right with the Realms. Karisma's father Caleb, Judge of Mystics, went camping with Finnegan & Ares, leaving Karisma and friends in the care of Icarus, Seraya and Icarus' brother Lou. In a sequestered zone of Finnegan's Bluff Public House, Seraya constructed the best blanket fort imaginable, for Kari's first sleepover. Dash it all, these kids would have a monumentous night, if Sera, Icarus & Lou had anything to say about it!
Now is the time.
Sneak around the sitters, to make the best hot cocoa with Top Shelf Treats.
Have the best night of your lives, all before Dad gets back or Icarus & Lou call bedtime.
All within 60 minutes
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A Timed One-Shot TTRPG
2 - 6
Play Time: ~ 60 - 90 minutes
2 Play Modes: Non-Combat & Light Combat
Base played with 2D6Top Shelf is system agnostic & meant to focus on role-play & creative problem solving.
Each of the 6 rounds lasts 10 minutes of real time.
For a Seat at the Bar:
The party for Karisma is lit, her first since relocating to live with her Dad. Finnegan and Ares Mars Olympia took Caleb Mauthisen for some 'dude time', and left Lilith Mischeva & friends in the care of the Cosmos's most lit adults Icarus Areides & Lou Areides. And hey! Icarus' friend Seraya Rosethorn tagged along! She must love fun, and hot cocoa.
The same hot cocoa Amma's never tasted. What!? No hot cocoa!? It's time to remedy this, in the most spectacular way.
Gather your heroic hooligans, choose a plan of 'attack' and venture forth to make the best hot cocoa + toppings in the entirety of the Cosmos. All under Icarus & Co's nose.
Six Rounds. Six chances. Sixty minutes until Finnegan, Ares & Caleb return, or the adults call for bedtime & foil your attempt at utter, and spectacular, frivolity.
Dessert Menu (Players):
Playable Characters | Top Shelf Treats | Intro RoundVIP Section (GM):
GM Only | Treat Toppings | Top Shelf Tricks | Party BeatsPlayable Characters
Cocoa Craze is meant to be played within a TTRPG system of choice, where characters have a specific Class (Level is GM Dependent) + Trick or Treats. Meant to be ridiculous & light-hearted, Cocoa Craze is the perfect place to let loose and flex some story muscles. The number one rule is don't take things too seriously, work together to build a nifty story & enjoy.
Combat is meant to be pillow fight or dodgeball related, with zero lethality.
Up the Stakes
Karisma Calebdottir
A Rogue Speciality
Karisma Bio & Treat
New to her demi-god nature, Karisma is the precocious daughter of Caleb Mauthisen, and future Judge of Mystics. For years, her mother never let her plan a party without a con involved. With Delilah out of the picture, now is Karisma's chance to make friends & prove she belongs in the Mystic Realms.
Kari craves a fudge brownie baked by Harmonia Ourania-Areia & Aphrodite Venus Ourania in one of their Mother-Daughter spa days. Each bite is said to taste like Harmonia's calm, and Dite's motherly love... and chocolate... they... they're almost entirely chocolate...
Story Trick or Treat: Hidey Hole
2 Uses
Combat Trick or Treat: Hammer Time
2 Uses
Enguerran Tambourwing
A Bard Speciality
Enguerran Bio & Treat
A juvenile gryphon, Enguerran is learning the turntables and took DJ ChillFeather as a stage name. Fastly becoming one of the best kiddos to hang at Finn's Pub, Enguerran has a boisterous caw and loves to be the centre of attention.
DJ Chillfeather's favourite treat are Annapurna's Gulab Jamun, because they bring the party in, no negative vibes.
Story Trick or Treat: Look at me! Look at me!
2 Uses
Combat Trick or Treat: Dubstep Mosh Pit
2 Uses
Kaho no Minato
A Druid Speciality
Minato Bio & Treat
A Kitsune, Minato met Karisma in her first adventure with her father, Caleb (Book of Revels). Ever since, the Kitsune cub tags along whenever they can, ready to shapeshift Kari into or out of trouble.
Minato's top shelf treat is a glass cloche of chocolate eclairs baked by legendary Olympian Hestia. These delicious eclairs never sour and one bite has the capacity to cure what ails.
Story Trick or Treat: Shift
6 Uses
Combat Trick or Treat: Spry Evasions
2 Uses
Liam O'Riordan
A Barbarian Speciality
Liam Bio & Treat
Carolee's son, Liam was blessed with Fae magic in early childhood. One part bodyguard, one part best friend, Liam is the personal companion of Princess Astraea, and the reason Princess Astraea demanded she get to go to Human School in Midgard.
Liam's treat of choice is toffee crunch! He loves caramels and toffees, the stickier the better, but nothing's better on a hot cocoa than some crunchy caramel gold.
Story Trick or Treat: Say Hello to my Lil Friend
2 Uses
Combat Trick or Treat: Sucker Punch
2 Uses
Princess Astrea
A Mage Speciality
Astraea Bio & Treat
The High Princess of the Fae Court, Astraea will be Queen like her mother Selyka someday. But not this day! Today there's nothing Astraea would rather do than enjoy the frivolity of a sleepover with Kari, Liam and their friends.
A glitter fiend, and self-titled Princess of Sparkle, Astraea's Top Shelf Treat is edible glitter made from the laughter of stars.
Story Trick or Treat: Five Fingers
Once
Combat Trick or Treat: Vines and Roses
2 Uses
Amma Barda
A Cleric Speciality
Amma Bio & Treat
This confection called 'hot cocoa' seems the best to try, and Amma's secretly excited about it. She may even smile.
Story Trick or Treat: Transcendant Treat
Once
Instant Win.
Combat Trick or Treat: Glitter Patches
4 Uses
Glorious treats, desserts and confections kept up top under lock, key, and illusion. Each treat holds its own secrets, attempt them if you dare... or... or if you're tired of Swiss Miss and those tiny dried 'marshmallows'...
GMs: Details on Traps, Shields & Mystic Iinterventions
Gulab Jamun
Annapurna's Gulab Jamun are spheres of festive sweet, milky perfection with a hint of saffron. Each sphere holds the magic and wonder of festivals (like Diwali), bringing an atmosphere of purely good vibes.
Sif's Salmiak
Black liquorice candies in a glass jar, it seems innocuous until one taste gives the saltiest, strongest flavour even Gjengangers can enjoy.
Eclairs of Hestia
The healing food of the Olympians combined with Hestia's heavenly flavours. There is no dessert more divine, nor pastry more unctious.
Toffee Crunch
Toffee made from the honey of Thor Odinson's Bees. Each crunch pops in the mouth like mini lightning bolts, and tastes of rare perfect spring days.
Whipped Cream
Whipped from the finest cream in Iat's divine herd, this whipped cream is both sweet and never loses its perfect consistency or peak. Brings good luck to the one who consumes it, and washes away the bad.
Baba's BonBons
Chocolate confections crafted by Baba Yaga, who was so pleased by the work ethic of two children, she not only let them live, but gave everlasting treats to satiate. One bite, and never be hungry again.
Harmonia's Brownies
Fudgy brownies with ruby, dark, milk & white chocolate made by Harmonia and Aphrodite, when they have mother-daughter time. Said to taste like caramel, chocolate and bbq smoke, with motherly love and a hint of catharsis.
Star Glitter
Edible glitter crafted from the laughter of stars. It has the power to brighten anyone's day for years, and help alleviate the mind from any stressors by gifting clarity, rectification and hope.
Which of these mythic mouthfuls intrigues and entice? Are you going for all of the Top Shelf Treats, for the best hot cocoa in the Cosmos, or one? A few? How many do you dare descend upon?
Intro Round
Congratulations on surviving Lou's dodgeball game, kiddos! I brought ice cream, so get over here! Yes you, too DJ Chillfeather. Haha! Yeah, your jokes are hilarious! Take this time to have a dessert on me and keep the party hopping, before we send you to your vine-hammocks for bedtime. Or worse… the party stops. We are so totally watching you lil snippets. I mean... hah! Like I'd ever screw up watchin' over the Judge's kid! Hah! Or! Or the Princess of the Fae! Haha! right! Or ya know, all 'a you muppets... eheh.. heh... heeeeeh Lou guard the door.
Yeah, yeah! Come get your dessert. Choose wisely.
Up the Stakes
Rainbow Sorbet
Story Mode
The party is hopping and you fancy yourself skalds. A story-and-rp adventure with no combat. Success/failure depends on how convincingly you tell your story.Goals & Win/Lose
Successfully capture 3+ Top Shelf Treats
Avoid alerting Icarus, Seraya or Lou
Cookies & Cream
Story & Light Combat Mode
Sure the party's great, but we wouldn't mind a bit of a brawl. Maybe a dodgeball rematch. May or may not include a boss fight in the course of RP. The choice for a mix of story & combat.Goals & Win/Lose
Successfully capture 4+ Top Shelf Treats
Avoid alerting Icarus or Lou, for long
GM VIP Section: Players Stay behind the Velvet rope! Stay!
VIP Section (GM Only):
Treat Toppings | Top Shelf Tricks | Party BeatsRainbow Sorbet Mode
Purely story driven, with non-combative solutions to problems which come up, Rainbow Sorbet mode includes more puzzles and riddles to solve.
Whether the players succeed in their objectives is up to you. At its most pared down, the win mechanics are based on whether you had fun and follows the natural progression of the story. At the most intricate, objective success can be a series of dice rolls. Dealer's choice.
Cookies & Cream Mode
A combat-light, mostly story adventure, combat works on a simplified adventure mechanism, where story can influence combat result.
Fight encounters are pillow fights or dodgeball, and meant to follow a prediscussed level. Dice will likely be required.
The Top Shelf
Glorious treats kept up top under lock, key, and illusion. Each treat holds its own secrets, attempt them if you dare... or... or if you're tired of Swiss Miss... A list of potential tasks, puzzles & searches for the PC's to unlock and claim their prizes.
Feel free to add your own creativity.
Riddle Answers
Gulab Jamun
Holy-Days
Invent a festival celebrating something important to the kiddos. The festival must include a task, which challenges either strength or intelligence.
Gestum-riddlini
Answer me this: White-haired women, servants two, bore ale-tub to the larder. No hand turned it nor hammer beat it. But there, outside the islands, the upright one who made it. (If answered incorrectly, an angry swan waddles in from a secret door, catches sight of the interlopers, and makes a petulant racket, while flapping their wings)
Sif's Salmiak
Just BEat It
To take down the lauded glass container of Salmiak, all PC's must create an impromptu advertisement for salted liquorice rousing enough to make the GM clap and want to try some for themselves.
Keystone
Venture out of the sleepover blanket fort the Pub unti you find an ancient & quiet room given to contemplations and deep conversations, where a fleck of the cornerstone shears off, without being seen. Take the fleck and use it as a key on the Salmiak lid.
Eclairs of Hestia
Poke Her
Delicious eclairs? A PC must steal the pot holder being used as a doggie bed by Nimba the War Hound & Pookums the Pomeranian, Icarus & Lou's dogs. Coerce, tame or trot it off, stage right.
Menu Selection
The Eclairs are guarded by a fraction of Hestia's spirit, who demands all PC's discuss their most sentimental meal... or show a feat of magic so delightful it inspires her.
Toffee Crunch
Riddle & Rhyme
Answer me this: From home I went, from home I made my way, I saw a road of roads, and a road under them, and a road over them, and a road on all sides. (If answered incorrectly, three bottles on the second to top shelf smash open, and a geyser of water pours out, with enough power to sweep them away to a liminal space in the pub)
I'm Thor, It Hurts
Challenge Karisma's Great-Grandpa, the Mighty Thor Odinson to a contest of strength and skill (GM's choice of pillow fight, whack-a-mole or another festive carnival game) for a chance to hold the bottle. Before Lou sees Thor and swats him back to the mead hall.
Whipped Cream
Ivan the Mildly Annoying
Hark! In the breath it took to reach Iat's legen-dairy whipped cream, a rather diminutive Domovoy named Ivan rolls out from behind a secret panel in the bar, mounts his mighty steed (the Eskie known as Mish'ika the Turribl-y Fluffy) and charges across the counter!
Give or Take
To take some of Iat's blessed whipped topping, the Kiddos have to make the perfect light and fluffy whipped cream with nothing but a whisk they must procure from Seraya's kitchen set up, sweetened by the purest sweetener of all, laughter. Find the whisk & make one of the Kiddos (and the GM) laugh!
Baba's BonBons
Mimic
Baba's BonBons will instantly grow chicken legs, run through the bar & scream to alert Seraya.
Mortar & Pestle
Harmonia's Brownies
Ask Politely
A secret code-word must be learned from Icarus, Seraya or Lou, without them knowing why you needed it.
Gestrumble Riddle
Star Glitter
She's a Screamer
The moment any fingers touch the bottle, it opens a set of hidden lips and shrieks like an off-pitch aspirational Opera Soprano. Glass will shatter, if the bottle screams too long.
Blanket Fort
In order to use the star glitter, the Kiddos have to create an epic blanket fort... using Icarus & Lou's blankets without getting caught.
Timed Rounds
Top Shelf allows a maximum of six 10 minute rounds per playthrough. The round system is a guide, and includes as many turns as your players can feasibly do in 10 minutes time. Talk about what to do next is part of the timer. Anything not completed by the end of the 10 minute 'last call' mark, is a failed attempt, and can either be re-attempted next round (plus the new Treat Toppers & Party Beats), or ditched.
Each round starts with the random selection of a Treat Topper & Party Beat.
The GM decides on the length of time between rounds, and any Time Outs, for bio breaks, snacks, rules checks & chatter.
Up the Stakes
Hey, don't get lost in Finn's Pub, eh? Stay in the blanket fort we made ya, it's in this super cool spot that'll keep our party free of them buzz kill adults. Let us know if you're going anywhere and always use the buddy system. We'll have a special snack before bed time, so keep whoopin' it up... heh.. kinda impressed. You kiddos lasted longer at Lou's dodgeball game than I thought. Heh. Good on ya.
We'll be over here, but, ya know, entertain yourselves for five fuggin' minutes. Whoo! Baby I'm tired, my gosh these lil nippers can run...
Treat Toppings
Up the Stakes
Party Beats
Rainbow Sorbet Party Beats
Fun, story-based random encounters a party can talk, joke & puzzle their way through, a combat-free option.
Cookies & Cream Party Beats
A mixture of pillow fights, dodgeball & puzzle fun, with a greater focus on story than combat.
SIXTH ROUND
Yeah, yea, I know the adventure's over but we got a special treat for ya...
Sugar Crashers
Icarus
The resurrected child of Daedalus, Icarus is a technological genius, and loyal sibling of Lou Areides. After promising to watch over the kiddos for Caleb, et all, Icarus pulled Lou & Seraya into babysitting duty. Heck, maybe it'll help with that strike on Iccy's record.GM Only
Daedalus.AI
Worst Case Scenario
Lou
The good-natured Lou is a great-grandson of Ares and looks the part. Muscular and tall, he's an officer in the Kopis Industries Mora, and Icarus' brother & best friend. A goofball who spoils kids rotten, Lou is also big and strong enough to take charge.
GM Only
Worst Case Scenario
Seraya
The Princess of the Changeling Court, who left the The Fae Lands to go to university, Seraya is a good friend of Icarus'. She also used to live in the Pub when she first got to Midgard, and knew the best ways to set up the perfect blanket fort.
GM Only
Worst Case Scenario
Feel free to create an ending which fits with the story you built, or if you want, there are pre-written endings you (the GM, players be gone) may use.
Pass or fail, I hope you had fun and you can play again.
VICTORY
Top Shelf Treats
GM:
Choose which PC gets their prize, by calculating who was the most fun/most successful of the game."Well, go on! What's it like!? Was it worth it?"
One of you Won!
Amma Sips
GM:
Everybody wins! Congratulations!Amma sits at the nearest counter, as a calm shrugs across her shoulders. This, was it. The first sip, her first hot cocoa. "It looks... amazing. Wooooow."
A brilliant sunshine light swathed Amma, setting the room aglow in multiprismic rays. The music swelled, as for some inexplicable reason, a song and 3D image popped up on Icarus phone, painting synesthetic images of delight and joy.
"You could've done way more with your night than make me a hot cocoa."
"Girl, you're only saying that 'cause you haven't tried it yet. Go on! Goooo." Karisma gently knocked shoulders with Amma, a giddy laugh in her throat.
She drank the first sip, got whipped cream on her nose and in a wash of divine, glorious light, Amma giggled. The entire sleepover space quieted, the song on Icarus' phone stopped.
And then, cheers exploded from the gathered throng. Cheers of happiness and glee, of catharsis and joy.
"Hey now, that's what you kiddos were up to this whole time!? Dudes and dudettes! Why didn't you tell us. C'mon, line up! Hup! Onto the chairs! Time you all got some cocoa before bed."
You Won. Time to Party!
Worthy of Song
GM:
When the antics are wild & entertaining enough to declare victory, or they completed their goals."Good Grecian Urns, you lot did a ton and a half to get in the pickle you're in." Icarus groaned as they surveyed the damage, the sprinkles alone would be a hard clean-up.
"Ey, lil shi-ah-sugar plums didn't wreck anything... whadaya say?" Lou winked at the kids, wracking his brain to think which of his squad he could call in to help with clean-up duty. Hand on their hip, Icarus gurgled out another sigh.
"I know how to make it fun. One round, each kiddo gets a chance to shine. The top two get a Top Shelf Treat to go with their hot cocoa. Whose up!?" Seraya grinned, and the kids hopped up. "But only after we clean up this filty mess. Aaaaaand... go! Go! Go! Clean up!"
"You're my saviour." Icarus grinned, as the kiddos scurried about with Lou to clean up. "I think we're actually gonna survive this."
Bonus Round: Each PC gets a chance to entertain, the top two get their Top Shelf Treat!
DEFEAT
Time Out
GM:
The PC's didn't complete their goals before the final round timed out.A rustle from upstairs.
Grin plastered ear to scandalous ear, Icarus trots down shirt backwards with Seraya, while Lou perks his head up from behind the bar. The smile doesn't last, when the children of Daedalus sees the shenanigans taking place at his Pub.
"Ey! You lot! What in the Creatrix' castle are you doing?! Are you..." A large inhale, and Lou points. The entire sleepover area falls to a radical silence. "... thieving!? Be gone, you muppets! To bed! Sera help a dude out, eh?"
Vines grow from floorboards, ceiling and walls, as each of your party are pulled into their hammock for the night. The last sounds of Finnegan's Pub are the slow return of chatter and a lonely harpsichordist playing the kiddos to dreamland.
You Lose. Hope You Like Sleep
Clean Up
GM:
An alternate, less serious loss for those who didn't reach their goals, but also didn't damage the Pub or rile up the ire of Icarus, Seraya or Lou."Okay, enough already!" Icarus shouted, their smartphone magnifying their voice to shake the blanket walls. "Clearly we's given you too much sugar! What... what the heck is this!? What're you... oh you lil candy goblins thought you could pull one over on us, huh!? That's it! Clean up! No more sugar fr-did you just try to shove a candy in your mouth?! I can see you ya lil..."
"Sunspot! You little sunspot." Seraya grumbled, and started gathering up the bits and bobs of candy and toppings collected by the kiddos. "Sorry kids, but if you have any more you're going to have tummy aches and we're going to have mutual coronaries. Go on! Jim-Jams! Into your jammies and brush your teeth! No more sugar, do it quick and you might get another shadow puppet show. Off! Off with you."
"So much for making the lil muppets hot cocoa before bed." Icarus shook their head.
"Do you have any idea how hopped up they'd be with more sugar coursing through their veins? Once they're asleep, maybe... you could... make me something."
"Oh I am so there. Bed, kids! GO Go Go!"
You Lose, But It Could Be Worse
Daddy's Home
GM:
Caleb, Ares & Finnegan return!"Whoo! Since when do kids run this fast?"
"Since they're magic and you stopped doing cardio, my sib." Lou chased after another of the kiddos, while Icarus caught their breath. "Yeah, yeah, you'll join my half-lethal hikes later, s'only gonna get worse ya goof troop."
"Can we n-" A door made of bric-a-brac trundled into the sleepover den and creaked open. Two tired, ruffled men sauntered out in front of Finnegan, who seemed to be wilting.
"Done so soon? We was just gonna get them a night night treat." Icarus pretended to whimper, instead up on the balls of their feet looking for Seraya. Freedom!
"Yeah, the co-ah...camping trip... went down with less fight than we thought. Honestly, I just want a shower and a place to crash... how'd they do? Any trouble?" Caleb groaned onto a bar stool as Ares stretched out his arm with a pop, then did the same. "Seems like you... almost... held things together."
"Dad?" Karisma gasped and looked up from her latest exploit. She bolted into her father's side at speed, eliciting a grunt from her father. "DAD! Daddy! You look dirty are you... did... did you fight something scary without me!? But Dad what if you got hurt, or what if you got stuck or or or..."
"Or maybe I was hoping you'd forget about all that and have fun with your friends for a night. Guess I lost track of time, sorry for cutting the festive part short, kiddo." Caleb rocked Karisma as they hugged, her legs swinging a few centimetres from the floor. "Why don't you stay? I'll bunk down the next room over."
"But you need me. When I don't come? You get all dirty and scuffed up. I can't leave you now." Wide blue eyes stared up at the Judge, and he heaved another sigh, setting her down on the floor.
"I'll be right here, with Icarus, Seraya and Lou. Promise. Hei kiddos, don't mind me... what's... for the last time, Enguerran! I know you're a Gryphon! You flying around isn't worth a strike! Oh for the... someone tell the lil guy they don't have to hide behind Minato, please? Oooh this is going to be a long night."
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Author's Notes
The kid-friendly, non-alcoholic version of Top Shelf.