L. M. Whizzlebang's Travelling Troupe
Motley colored wagons and a full marching band, led by the Maestro and Ringmaster Wizzlebang himself, herald the arrival of the World's Greatest Travelling Circus (copyright L.M. Whizzlebang, 193AV) as it approaches a village near you!
Every manner of man, beast, and in between can be seen as the tents are unfolded and set up; Loxodons and Leonin from the Pridelands and beyond, side by side with bearded Lizardfolk and Elven sword swallowers as they begin to weave their entertainment magic. Dancers, singers, contortionists and more are all on display, for the low, low price of one silver piece per person for entry to the main tent, and just three silver pieces for an all day pass to the Greatest Experience You'll Ever See (Trademark pending, all rights reserved.)
Step right up and have the wonderful fortune tellers from distant lands, gypsy women from the great barren deserts, tell your fortune and say your sooth! Watch, in amazement, as a pair of faeries from the far-away Feywild float effortlessly across the tent, even with their wings bound and chained! Witness a celestial Aasimar as it dazzles in holy light, doing battle against an evil Tiefling monster!
Witness the strongest halfling in the entire world! [It's definitely -not- a dwarf] Your eyes might deceive you as you gaze upon Sylvia, the Witch of the Water, as she puts on an amazing show, all in time to the music of our inspiring band!|
So step right up, come on down, and bring your coin purse! Come visit Whizzlebang's Travelling Troupe, and be prepared to see things you never thought possible!
Every manner of man, beast, and in between can be seen as the tents are unfolded and set up; Loxodons and Leonin from the Pridelands and beyond, side by side with bearded Lizardfolk and Elven sword swallowers as they begin to weave their entertainment magic. Dancers, singers, contortionists and more are all on display, for the low, low price of one silver piece per person for entry to the main tent, and just three silver pieces for an all day pass to the Greatest Experience You'll Ever See (Trademark pending, all rights reserved.)
Step right up and have the wonderful fortune tellers from distant lands, gypsy women from the great barren deserts, tell your fortune and say your sooth! Watch, in amazement, as a pair of faeries from the far-away Feywild float effortlessly across the tent, even with their wings bound and chained! Witness a celestial Aasimar as it dazzles in holy light, doing battle against an evil Tiefling monster!
Witness the strongest halfling in the entire world! [It's definitely -not- a dwarf] Your eyes might deceive you as you gaze upon Sylvia, the Witch of the Water, as she puts on an amazing show, all in time to the music of our inspiring band!|
So step right up, come on down, and bring your coin purse! Come visit Whizzlebang's Travelling Troupe, and be prepared to see things you never thought possible!
If you can dream it, we can fak- Create it!
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