Clootie Gun, Ichiban! Pronounced: Clootie Goon. Ichiban! = Number 1!   Clootie is offering special wrestling training for her oddball, adopted family, her wrestling stable which she has named Clootie Gun. She’s been plotting away and has figured out some moves that she can do with everyone individually. Our own special tag-team moves!   Ever watched Clootie bust out a move and think, I wanna taste!? Ever want to just launch Clootie at some douchebags face?!   Come and see Clootie if you want to train during some downtime!