Manor von Barron
The historical home of Samuel von Barron, which today is remodeled into a museum.
Among the many artifacts found in the manor, some stand out.
- The Idol of Everest - Snatched from an Everest mountain temple, it is said the tendrils reach out into the unknown. It also makes a great coat rack.
- The Obelisk of Evil - Von Barron stole this obelisk because it had the most evil inscription he had ever seen.
- The Organ of Catarino - Von Barron had this organ custom built in Portugal. He mostly used it to play TV show theme songs.
- The Heads of Anubis - Air-lifted out of the Temple of Anubis, supposedly they are "just for decoration, that's it and that's all."
- The Face of Sphinx - The very first Egyptian item that the Baron stole, the entire manor was built around it.
- The Escape Plan - Von Barron lined the Face of Sphinx with dynamite, just in case any curses came along with it.
- The Golden Dingus - As Von Barron reached out for the Golden Dingus, the Yeti suddenly appeared and ate his left hand! Luckily, he already had a hook for a left hand, so he simply replaced it with another.
- The Orb of OGEL - A prototype for the mind-control superweapon used by the Evil OGEL Empire. Von Barron always kept one handy "for a rainy day."
- The Box of Junk - A heavy, dusty box of junk. A faded sticker reads "I Love Trash".
- The Altar of Alhazred - It is unknown for what dark rites this heavy-looking stone table was originally intended. The Baron used it for light reading on rainy days.
- The Forbidden Skeleton - Some say Sam Sinister's car exploded while running from the law, leaving only his skeleton and top hat behind. Some say there was once a third twin butler. No one knows for sure.
- The Portrait of Samuel von Barron - As the portrait was finished, a strange glow started emanating from the ruby. Trapped in the Mummy's curse, von Barron was driven mad by Pharaoh Hotep's terrible jokes.
- The Resonator - In a failed attempt to harness the power of the Re-Gou Ruby with this device, von Barron accidentally summoned two friendly spirits from beyond.
- The Madman's Elevator - "How's my elevator to nowhere? It has its ups and downs. aaaHAHAHAaaaHA!" -The Mad Baron
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