Garrdyr
The Faithful Shield Garrdyr
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
A beefcake
Body Features
big dragon shlong
Facial Features
You won't miss me
Identifying Characteristics
You won't miss me
Special abilities
Can read braille
Apparel & Accessories
Chain mail BABYYYYYY
Mental characteristics
Accomplishments & Achievements
Put a dirtbag Sir, who broke my horn, and also was my mentor into jail
Failures & Embarrassments
Got my horn broken off by a deuche who I later put into jail
Character Location
Alignment
I smoke the bible
Age
28-ish idk
Date of Birth
idk
Children
Gender
DUDE
Eyes
shining like brimstone
Hair
I have one broken horn
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
I'm black
Height
220 cm without the horns
Weight
197 kg and counting
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Is law right?
Apparently using fisticuffs is not lawful enough to deal with disagreements over who has a bigger dick.
These dimwits are starting to annoy me.
Dumbasses
These idiots thought that it's a good idea to shit into the river......
I need to get things straight before dysentery hits this damn town.
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