This is the history of the Kingdom of K'no'where
During the Steward's Tournament of 5317, The Spirit wished to participate in the festivities. Lord Caius told it that it must be a part of a kingdom to participate. The Spirit asked how it makes a kingdom, and he replied there must be 20 people to make one. To his surprise, The Spirit managed to get 20 signatures and the Kingdom of K'no'where was born that day.
As the Spirit and Brusjef sat at the bar on Samhain, a mystery box appeared before them. The Spirit is of Kitsune origin, so it was compelled that it must open the box. Instead, Brusjef offered to open the box for Spirit. Unfortunately, it was a naughty Yog’So’Thoth box and it Soul Ripped Brusjef! Luckly since it was Samhain and the barrier between the realm of the dead was so thin, Brusjef was able to continue partying as a ghost. In his honor, all boxes with lids were banned in K'no'where for a time.
High King Dodger left instructions that next time K'no'where did a bad thing, they would all be enemies of Dagger Deep. On this day, Brusjef asked Kippo for something she was holding onto for Malic. She declined. He slit her throat. High King Alucard was the highest ranking royal in court that day. He felt compelled to carry out Dodger's last orders, but in a limited capacity.
The K'no'where Council of Seven were declared enemies of the deep. All present members either retreated from the deep or were killed/imprisoned.
Following the declaration that the K'no'where Council of Seven was declared enemies of the deep, all of the council members' seconds attended the following week in a show of defiance that K'no'where will not be taken down so easily. It is customary to celebrate this tradition every year now, where any council members' second becomes one of the rulers of the kingdom on Second's Day in the council members place.
To "celebrate" the 1 year anniversary of The Cuckening, K'no'where claimed it would bring pies and cakes for people to eat. Then instead they said it was a nasty trick to pay Dagger Deep back for the Cuckening and they would eat all the pies instead.
This act caused several kingdoms to declare war on K'no'where for some reason.