Sketchies

This is a menu, if you can read this, then you aren't drunk enough!!

Ligrup, The bartender.

The Eats

• The Hogie: Just a regular hogie, nothing else (except sawdust and crunchier bread).
  
  • The Meatball Sub special: It is a bread bowl (note, the bread bowl is hard enough to be worn as a hat.) Served with meatballs of varying textures and a sauce that while mediocre, is filling and smells of small quantities of spice and watered down broth
  
  
  • The Sam sandwhich: An exceedingly small slice of bread (not like a bun) topped with 3 toothpicks(one sideways, found in the cheese), and 1 olive with a single exceedingly slice of mystery meat. And an obscenely large, single, long, block of cheese. With some bits and pieces of spinach and kale along the way. Seasoned with light pepper.
  
  
  • Devins Demi Baggeute: A Piece of bread, no more than 5-7 inches in length. suprisingly heavy, very hard to bite into, like chomping into concrete, but when you get through the surface, it has the texture of a shredded popsicle. The perfect thing to buy for your worst enemy, or your best friend.
  
  Drinks
  
  • Joe special: wood alcohol, but it inexplicably does not kill you, unless you are Joe, rip Joe.
  
  
  • Grung juice: Took some grung poison, sniffed it for a little while. Got paralyzed for a wee bit. Then he replicated the taste with assorted insects and spices within the attic and sketchies. This tastes like grung poison. The base is a joe special 50% and 50 % melted henry Hogie cheese mix. To make it thick and pungent like poison.
  
  
  • Waynes Wine: Suprisingly good wine, flavored like dark cherries smothered in honey and cinnamon. Named wayne, because a man named wayne died after trying to uncork a bottle himself to impress his friends. He wasn't a great guy but this was the only compensation we could afford as to not get investigated.
  
  
  • The drink of the living: This drink, is ironically named. There will be no clarification on this drink, the taste is a mystery, the ingrediants are a mystery, you shouldn't drink this. (warning could result in horrificly horrible things occuring to you)

The owner, Slepnome, a veteran goblin of tallish stature, for a goblin. A veteran whose combat specialty and general abilities are unknown. No one knows how he came to own sketchies, only ligrup and his coworkers know he does, he spends a long time bartending, to others and himself in the late ours of the night.