January 7, 2022

Yet another night passes, a night no less eventful despite its relative quiet.   The lovable Salubri twink, Ethan Ambrose, finally awoke from his coma thanks to the unceasing devotion displayed by the adorable Asakku, Seeker. 60% of the time, beach towels make a great nest, every time.   Speaking of nests and covers, we now have someone in deep cover! The Sabbat Spy, the breathtaking Camilla Rinaldi, has flesh crafted herself into a man and allowed her memories to be altered entirely. She is now the Anarch, Bastion Warren. Only time will tell how this may affect the balance of power in Miami.   Thomas, the Gangrel, has been getting around, it seems. Having a brief interaction with the handsome young professor and mage, Deandre, instructing his new Ghoul, Sofia, on the basics of Kindred society and introducing her to Count Corbin himself.   Claire Harper and Silence, the Garou and Anansi best friends, spent quite a bit of time in the Umbra tonight. Silence bound a wind spirit in some hella sweet kicks to make a helpful fetish. Remember, folks, red is always the fastest color. Claire herself also received a gift, granting her Terminator-style vision. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, but it will do no good because she can see through walls.   In a shocking turn of events on the mortal side of things, a Britney Spears look-a-like contest turned into an all-out brawl between the final five competitors. Unhappy with the judge's decision, one was reported to have yelled, "I'm Britney, bitch!" before tackling the first place contestant. Fortunately, no one was seriously injured as a Florida man high on coke, riding a lawnmower, and drinking a mega gulp slushie from 7eleven resolved the situation. The man began singing Circus by Britney Spears, starting a flash mob. I know it's hard to believe, folks, but what do you expect when you're in Florida?   The sun goes down, the lights come up, and Miami's nightlife takes over once more.