Secret Sandwich™

Damn, This sandwich is great! I wonder what they put in it...
-An unsuspecting customer

It is such a good meal! The Secret Sandwich™ is a great snack on the road as you travel by any of the 5,000 locations that the Red Pub Rest Stop chain has across Midvillage. You can get it in our drive-thru if you are in a car, or you can take the less lazy approach and use your legs to walk in and order it in person. We are offering 20% off your purchase if you opt out of using the drive-thru and use the active approach! This is part of our campaign to end obesity in Midvillage. Come in and try our Secret Sandwich™ today with a free side of fries and a sugary beverage!

Recipe

Required ingredients:

3 tbsp. deer tallow

4 tbsp. barbecue sauce

1 All New EXTRA LARGE Red Pub Rye Sandwich Bun™*

1 onion

1 tomato

3 leaves of lettuce

12-ounce human steak**

A drizzle of Red Pub HOT Hot Sauce (optional)*

Directions:

1. Smear the deer tallow evenly over a non-stick cooking pan and heat up to 450º
2. While pan heats up, season the steak with salt and pepper. Make sure the entire surface of the meat is seasoned properly. Peel onions and chop finely. Cut tomatoes into semi-thick discs.
3. When the tallow begins to sizzle, put steak in the pan. Flip every few minutes. Cook for 10 minutes or until medium rare consistency is reached.
4. Keep pan on heat while you pour 3 tablespoons of the barbecue sauce in the pan. Use a spoon and flip and move the steak around until it is glazed in barbecue sauce. Take pan off of heat and turn off stovetop.
5. Move steak from pan to cutting board and cut it into approximately half inch-thick strips. Cut the sandwich bun in half and lay the strips diagonally on it. Next, put the onions, tomatoes, and lettuce on over the steak. Add the remaining tablespoon of barbecue sauce and the hot sauce if desired.
6. Serve fresh and hot with a cold drink and side of fries or potato chips. Wow all of your friends with this amazing recipe!

*These food products of ours are now available at all of your local shops and supermarkets! Using them will make more authentic Red Pub-style food!
**The purchase of certain cuts of human meat is banned in several counties of Midvillage. We at Red Pub Coporate will never support the illegal purchase of human steaks from untrustworthy or non-sustainably sourced brands.

Menu Item #4
★★★★★ (5/5)

Item type

Consumable, Food / Drink

Weight

10 oz.

Base Price

5 Larrings