Newspaper for Kihlek Kaer Welun 9, 1350PD
Common Expanse Sacked!
Yesterday evening, shortly before 8PM, The Black Smoke launched yet another attack. This time targeting The Common Expanse. The attack had been anticipated following some intel retrieved by the group that captured the thought-to-be leader of the gang during their raid of the gang’s hideout. What was not expected, however, was the severity of the attack. At 7:45PM last night, The Black Smoke started their attack by bombing the police stakeout across the street from the mall before swooping in in an attempt to finish the job. Luckily for the officers that were still standing, they were about to receive some unanticipated help. According to eyewitness reports, a group of heroes jumped into the fray in defense of the mall and the officers, of which was Police Chief Riner Fernfeet. The rest of this story is unknown, but its ending is not. Despite these heroes' best efforts, multiple officers were found dead and the mall was ransacked. Due to the advanced knowledge of this attack and the police’ inability to stop it, the governor has announced the termination of the 20 year veteran, Riner Fernfeet, stating in an interview this morning that “his level of incompetency dealing with this situation was unacceptable”. Taking his place as chief of police will be an aspiring officer by the name of Jaylen Ross who promises to put an end to The Black Smoke’s reign of terror.
Cheese-flation?
This past Tlush Kaer, a large portion of the city’s parmesan cheese supply was purchased by an unnamed individual. Those lucky enough to have bought parmesan before this purchase now find themselves in possession of a small fortune. According to Charles Guda, the self proclaimed king of cheese who constitutes 97% of the city’s cheese supply, this unnamed individual purchased over half of his, and therefore the city’s, parmesan supply, causing prices to skyrocket. Mr. Guda states that it takes at least a year to make parmesan, sometimes longer. Because of this, it is unknown when prices will be back to normal. This has led some individuals, looking to make a quick buck, to flood the market with bootleg parmesan. Mr. Guda says the best way to tell the real parmesan from the fake is to smell the bottom of the wheel. Fake parmesan smells absolutely dreadful whereas the real thing has little to no smell at all.
Pathik’s Academy of the Arcane Open House
Since opening its doors, Pathik’s Academy of the Arcane has only ever opened its doors to the public a grand total of 3 times; soon to be 4. Pathik has announced his decision to hold an open house for anybody to take a look inside his magnificent magic school. There is no guarantee that they will be accepting new students, however, history tells us that the acceptance rates have always increased after opening its doors. If you are a new magic user, or just interested in the art, stop by sometime during the first week of Majakir.
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