Nalan

Foreword   If you read these words, dear reader, then the Arch Scholars at the university have finally seen fit to publish my works, despite their unwarranted prejudices against me. All it took was Shifting to the back end of space in a one-in-a-million maneuver to research the most backwater rock I could uncover - Nalan. Evidently the first two times I crossed dimensions for the sake of chronicling different worlds wasn't good enough, since those manuscripts remain unpublished.   Disgruntled ramblings out of the way, as I have already outlined what you hold in your hands now is everything I have uncovered about Nalan - a 'planet' which in reality is closer to the size of a small moon, filled with some of the strangest individuals and happenings I have encountered across all three planets I have visited. As I understand it, no other scholar has ever documented the workings of life here, making this tome the only source of information available on the subject of this unpredictable rock.   As in time I'm sure you'll come to agree, all the happenings on Nalan are their own particular brand of strange, and even 3 years into my visit this place is still full of mysteries. So relax, and enjoy my collected musings on by far the most peculiar planet in the galaxy.