The Turqouise Turtle

The Turquoise Turtle

The Tavern's Tale The Turquoise Turtle is owned by a married Eladrin man (Sharel) who's wife ran off before the divorce and his daughter (Minya) who is still practising psionics. Sharel dabbled in dark magic, and Minya suffers from mental illness. Before owning the tavern, Minya worked there under the previous owner who mistreated her and left her depressed and traumatised, whilst Sharel worked as a member of The Honour Blades . The inspiration for the tavern's name was an attempt at humor by Sharel who does not know how to help his daughter. It is a tavern of modest quality, and its main draw is a petting zoo out back for the kids and Minya.
The Bartender The bartender at The Turquoise Turtle is a mature female elf (Kelearanostir) who is rather average looking. She is often absolutely rude in disposition. Her skin is freckled, and she has blond hair, kept in a close-cut style. Physically, she is certainly obese.
The Clientele On a typical night, the clientele at The Turquoise Turtle can be described as uncommonly amicable. On this occasion, there are over a dozen other people currently in the tavern. Some of the patrons are arguing over how to split the bill, others are sharing tales of past adventures—successes and failures, and a couple others are singing a drinking song.
The Accommodations The rooms for rent at The Turquoise Turtle are comfortably sized and kind of hygenic. There are currently four rooms available for rent. The cost for a night's stay is 1 GP or relevant trade. If the party try to stay in the tavern then Minya will confide in them.
The Food & Drink Beverages Wine List Mutated Noose Pinot Noir An imported red wine with a taste that is sweet and dry. Bottle price: 4 gp, 5 sp Glass price: 1 gp, 5 sp
Burnt Ring Shiraz An imported red wine with a taste that is buttery and smokey. Bottle price: 4 gp, 6 sp Glass price: 1 gp, 5 sp
Lost Ape Gewürztraminer A locally produced white wine with flavors that are soft and sweet. Bottle price: 2 gp, 8 sp Glass price: 9 sp, 6 cp
Purple Quill Pinot Noir An imported red wine with flavors that are lean and flat. Bottle price: 4 gp, 3 sp Glass price: 1 gp, 4 sp

Lagers & Ales Angry Ranger Pilsner 4.82% ABV A microbrewed amber pilsner. Described as a complex pilsner with a rich finish. Gallon price: 4 sp, 4 cp Pint price: 8 cp
Carnelian Totem Malt 5.86% ABV A locally brewed reddish malt. Described as a mild malt with a smooth finish. Gallon price: 4 sp, 2 cp Pint price: 8 cp
Priceless Slumber Pilsner 5.68% ABV A locally brewed light brown pilsner. Described as a fruity pilsner with a sweet finish. Gallon price: 5 sp, 2 cp Pint price: 1 sp
Charming Hyena Porter 5.18% ABV A microbrewed light brown porter. Described as a full-bodied porter with a touch of citrus and a smooth finish. Gallon price: 4 sp, 8 cp Pint price: 9 cp

Liquors House Rum A house-made molasses rum. Bottle price: 1 gp, 3 sp Shot price: 2 sp, 1 cp
Crying Arrow Rum An imported molasses rum. Bottle price: 2 gp, 8 sp Shot price: 4 sp, 7 cp
House Vodka A house-made sugarbeet vodka. Bottle price: 1 gp, 2 sp Shot price: 2 sp
House Whiskey A house-made rye whiskey. Bottle price: 1 gp, 2 sp Shot price: 2 sp, 1 cp
Food Menu Starters Stuffed Green Peppers A platter of green peppers stuffed with a blend of garlic and onion. 2 sp, 5 cp
Bread Bowl A bowl of day-old seven-grain bread. Served with olive oil for dipping. 1 sp, 1 cp
Deep-Fried Onion Rings Onion rings fried in lard. Served with a mustard sauce. 2 sp

Soups & Salads Ham Stew A thick stew with chunks of ham, cubed potatoes, and onions. 1 sp, 7 cp
Iceberg Salad Leaves of iceberg tossed with baby artichokes and carrots. 1 sp, 6 cp
Romaine Salad Leaves of romaine tossed with radishes. Topped with slivered almonds. 1 sp, 6 cp

Entrees Herb-crusted Fish Herb-crusted chunks of fish in garlic sauce served with noodles with a side of radishes and chard. 3 sp, 2 cp
The meat in this dish is undercooked to the point of being dangerous to consume. Deep-fried Frog Deep-fried bits of frog in garlic sauce alongside bread and a helping of cauliflower. 3 sp, 2 cp
The meat in this dish has gone off and could sicken the eater. Blackened Beef Blackened strips of beef with a ginger marinade served over bread with a serving of stewed onions. 3 sp, 2 cp
Grilled Beef Grilled chunks of beef in a vodka sauce served over mashed potatoes with a side of turnips and celery. 3 sp, 2 cp


Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may require a Constitution saving throw.