Terrorists Vanished

Criminal Activity

Philadelphia Inquirer - Terrorist Activity Latest News (1st Page)
21 August 2002



  The PPD (Philadelphia Police Department) and the National Guard encircled the city borders and performed extensive search all around Philadelphia. But Alicia Price, now revealed to be a terrorist Werewolf, and her accomplices managed to get away.


  Newly Appointed Governor, Voivode Tepes, has taken immediate steps to pursue the terrorists but the military and the police forces kept failing him. Fearing the potential consequences of the terrorizing actions, Mr. Tepes personally led a raid (Operation Slaughterhouse) to several terrorist cells that have been holed up in our beloved city, to ensure public safety.


  Overall, Operation Slaughterhouse yielded great results on the identity of the terrorists who helped the rabid Werewolf. The suspicions of the criminals helping Alicia Price, belonging to the newly arisen terrorist group "Hyenas" have been confirmed. Also, it has been revealed that many citizens in Philadelphia were helping these so called Freedom Fighters in the past. Mr. Tepes, as merciful as he is, has forgiven most of the population and demanded only a small portfion of the citizens to be executed per street, totaling approximately 15.000 criminals to be put down by impalement. Loved ones of the executed accomplice population, cried out their hatred for the terrorists who caused all the suffering.


  The images of the terrorists are being distributed to the armed forces and will be published soon also on live channels. Code names of the most dangerous ones are as follows:

• Alicia Price
• Armless
• Dave C.
• Pixie
• Yauna