Fall of Maynard Birdie

Life, Failure / Mishap

Philadelphia Inquirer - City Crime Latest News (5th Page)
25 May 2002



  Infamous Redneck got arrested yesterday by the Supernatural Response Unit (SRU) after an intense chase.


  Two operations went down in a short time frame. PPD received an anonymous tip about the wherabouts of the wanted terrorist Maynard Birdie (known for inciting violence and dissent). SRU rushed to the scene which was an apartment complex in central Philadelphia. But the terrorist could not be found in the premises. SRU pursued the terrorist via supernatural powers possessed by the mages of the department and encircled a cheap hotel at the edges of the Badlands Philadelphia.


  The operation went successfully as terrorist got apprehended without much resistance. It was known that Maynard Birdie was a very dangerous criminal with illegal arms and suspected supernatural powers (source unknown). Citizens of Philadelphia rested well, knowing that another murderous criminal is behind the bars and the city is safer for it.