Lord Chaddock

Lord Chaddock, an Aildean rogue elevated to nobility for services rendered to the Tenth Crown, is at this stage in history less famous for the acts of derring-do he committed during his life, and more famous for the way he left it.
Quite apart from his solo adventure in retrieving artifacts from the Sunken Temple and his one-man war against the Thieves' Guild in Nessardine, Lord Chaddock was invaluable in solving the intrigue concerning the Royal Succession in Tenthun and bringing the former Queen's assassins to justice.

Most regrettably, his legacy concerns his skill as a herbalist. After having spent numerous months attempting to perfect his skill at herbalism and to refine a potion that perhaps a more sensible divine intelligence would not have allowed to exist in Oa, Lord Chaddock finally invented a Greater Potion of Penis Enlargement. Miraculously, his first draught of the potion was in the 95th percentile for efficacy and he inadvertently and to his great delight discovered upon downing it that his penis had grown to six feet in length.
His tallywhacker came in handy many times at the end of a grappling hook or as a clothesline, though his habit of wrapping it around his torso led to significant system shock in combat. Despite his protestations to the contrary, there never was any evidence that an enemy wrapped in his enormous cock was forced to tell the truth "like Wonder Woman", though this impression may have been justified anecdotally as their protestations that they did not wish to be so confined were no doubt in earnest.
After one particularly unfortunate accident in attempting to burglarize the Imperial Keep in Correhal, Lord Chaddock was captured and separated from his friends, who had insisted it was a bad idea to try to burglarize the Imperial Keep in Correhal because he might have a particularly unfortunate accident. He was captured and interrogated by the wicked Princess Adria, who had long ago been rebuffed by the rogue in the rudest imaginable way. She had sworn at the time that one day he would die of lust for her, to which he responded with an incredulous sound and a remarkably dismissive phrase.
Now, however, she caused her servants to unbind Lord Chaddock's mammoth tool and to wrap it around his neck, pinning it to the wall. Perhaps sensing his fate had caught up to him at last, he began screaming for help -- but all too late. Princess Adria performed a striptease, and Lord Chaddock popped a boner and killed himself.
Lord Chaddock is a legacy character in this world and was a Level 12 Rogue when he died. No effort was made to revive him, as his compatriots agreed that he met his death the way he would have wanted. He was buried in a Popsicle-shaped casket.