Verdensrommet Prime
Champion of Trefot Underjorden
Verdensrommet Prime is the official unofficial title for the reigning champion in Trefot Underjorden - the premiere way to earn coin on your "past-their-prime" slaves. An individual's original status in Trefot Underjorden does not prevent one from obtaining the title Verdensrommet Prime. However, the best odds lie with fighters of the establishment's top "grade" (Prime) who are sponsored by the most generous (i.e. greedy) patrons (the Livetselv tier). You cannot beg, borrow, steal, lie, cheat, wheel, deal, romance, f*ck, marry, threaten, bribe, or kill your way to the top of this mountain. There is but one path - blood, death, and bone. Alright, I guess kill does count - BUT ONLY IN THE ARENA! The Verdensrommet Prime receives unparalleled perks, even when compared to the best funded of their competition. Popularity does have its benefits. Men, women, food, medicine, specialized training, backdoor deals, and weapons galore. You wouldn't believe how smoothly a mastersmith's cutlass can slice through flesh. Ah I can smell it now, that red iron rain. Now when you're the tippy-top of the bloodsport entertainment game, you best believe your ass...ets are protected. Private security, seperate quarters, individually prepared meals, sampled every step of the way. Heck I got a couple that'll chew the bloody food for ya - you just have to relax your throat hole. And the best part? No more than one fight a month. Need to keep the champ fresh and healthy.. and the clientele desperately eager to bet big on the house favourite. Course nobody lives forever and the house always gets its due. Usually its at the hands of an adversary that the title changes hands but vacancies aren't unheard of. It's not like we just slap the current number 2 into the throne mind you - that shits got to earn it too. Celebrityhood should always be accompanied by an outrageous spectacle don't you think? Why the current champion bisected her predecessor from crown to taint with their own blade. Granted their head was half caved in and it was by melting the steel down in the forge we put on set then pouring it down the mid-line of the body. You ever heard of such a thing? Like death by freaking gravy boat! Amazing!
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Author's Notes
Verdensrommet is a unique Norwegian term referring to outer space in the context of where Odin created the realms of the world in Norse mythology. Prime is simply a continuation of the grading system used for fighters in Trefot Underjorden.