When Produce Attacks

This is an article posted to the Station 9 News website. It covers an incident that happened at a Willfred's location.    

Article

  We have some breaking news this rainy afternoon. Our station received word of an arcane incident that happened at the Shimmerwick Willfred's. It's still ongoing and we have not heard back from our team we sent to the site.   At 10:30 this morning havoc broke loose in the fresh produce section of the popular grocery store. Witnesses who fled the scene reported seeing a blue glow surrounding several of the displays before it happened.  
One minute I'm eyeballin' their selection of tomatoes to find some for dinner and before I knew it, the damn things sprouted a face and limbs! They flung at me and tried bitin' me as I ran away. I jus' bolted outta there and didn't look back.
— Chad Orwell, disgruntled customer who escaped the event.
  It appears an unknown person enchanted the store's recent supply of produce. Within minutes of the glow appearing, fruits and vegetables sprung to life and started attacking staff and customers alike. We are unsure if they have been stopped at this time.
Type
News Article
 
Reported By
Station 9 News
 
Form
Digital


Cover image: by Krzysiek

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Dec 31, 2023 16:27 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

This sounds like it must have been terrifying at the time, but hilarious in retrospect.

Emy x
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