Halflings

Halflings have found their place as aggressive squatters, even vermin, depending on who you ask. Widely seen as an infestation in most homes, a typical halfling will hide in your pantry, eat your salted meat and cookies, then punch you in the dick and burn your house down while running away with your dog to either use as breeding stock for warhounds or to eat. They are a wild bunch, but are still vaguely enjoyable to be around due to their mischief.