Pouting General Kothmath
A tavern song for Imperial soldiers and drunkards in general. The song tells the tale of a Demon General of the Imperial Legion from the early days of the Demon Empire's Conquest of Situla.
In those early days, General Kosmath yearned to be recognized by his peers but had some of his victories stolen underfoot. Vexed, the General drowned his miscontent in bars and ended up humiliating himself, without any permanent harm done thankfully. However, the story was too funny to ignore and the song was formed and grew more popular by the day. While not horrible enough a scene to be worthy of Unpickable status, Kosmath's humiliation still continues to this day in good fun.
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