Are you a morning person, or more of a night owl?
I’m a night snake, silly!
What’s the first thing you notice about a person when you meet them?
Their eyes. Eyes tell you everything you need to know about a person, especially when they are golden and glowing.
You see a huge spider in your room, what do you do?
Target practice.
If you could go back and change one decision you made in the past, what would you change?
I would give that dark-robed nobleman his money faster.Tell me about your first kiss.
I seduced a minor courtier and killed him in an alleyway with poison from my lips. It would surprise you how irrelevant a common language is in the game of snake and mouse.
Do you give people second chances?
I don’t give people first chances.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
I used to be a snake person, but now I’m just a snake.
Do you think you’re attractive?
Vishkanya are always attractive. That's what makes us so dangerous.
What’s your worst habit?
Does poisoning non-snakes count as a habit?
When was the last time you cried?
I was five. I was told off for drinking absinthe. Now I’m invited to drink absinthe by nobles who don’t know I can understand them.
Are you a good liar?
No. Do you believe me?
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
I think what annoys me most about the pet bunny is that she almost never stops talking.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Do snakes have hearts?
Are you more likely to use your fists or your words in an argument?
I use my blood-crystal kukri.
What’s something you’re naturally good at?
Counting. Sometimes, in the vents, I get as high as twenty-hundred before I get bored or distracted.
What’s something you had to work hard to be good at?
Court life. I’m not cut out to schmooze.
Can you tell when someone is flirting with you?
If their mouth is moving, I’m pretty sure they’re flirting with me.
Do you think money can buy happiness?
That’s what money’s for, silly.
Do you believe in destiny?
Who’s Destiny?
Are you a good cook?
Does poison count?
What do you think happens after you die?
The people you leave behind are sad… or relieved.
Did you have to grow up fast?
Yes.
Who do you look up to?
The silly fox.
When you go to a tavern, what do you order?
Absinthe.
What do you like most about yourself?
I’m a snake!
What do you like least about yourself?
...I’m a snake.
Do you want kids someday?
No!
Are you a planner or more spontaneous?
Strike first. Questions never!
Can you keep a secret?
I can. I mostly choose not to.
Do you like being the centre of attention?
No, it makes it harder to strike when everyone’s looking at you.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
Mass noble-cide.
Do you enjoy getting all dressed up for a special occasion?
No. Well, I suppose it's okay if Hugo is there too.
Where do you feel safe?
Hiding in the vents.
Do you love or hate being alone?
Both.
What’s the last nightmare you remember having?
Glowing golden eyes.
Do you admit to mistakes when you make them?
I don’t make mistakes.
Do you want to grow up to be like your parents?
What, dead? No thanks!
How do you deal with being sick? Are you stoic or super whiney?
Snakes don’t get sick!
What did your parents expect from you when you were born?
Calculations. Poisons. Obedience.
Do you have a strong sense of style?
Snake-style!
Would you rather camp outdoors or stay the night in an inn?
I sleep in the vents, silly.
Is there a food that most people like but you absolutely hate?
I’ll eat anything on four paws.
Are you more of a hoarder or a minimalist?
I have a trinket collection back in my vent.
Are you superstitious?
I could be, for the right price.
Are you the kind of person who remembers people’s birthdays and pet’s names and stuff?
I don’t even remember my own birthday and pet’s name and stuff.
What do you do to feel better when you’re sad?
A subtle poisoning spree always cheers me up.
Is it hard for you to trust someone?
Why do you ask?
Are you susceptible to peer pressure?
I have no peers.
If you decided to stop adventuring and settle down, what kind of job would you take?
Apothecary.
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Apothecary.
