An Interview with Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand

Are you a morning person, or more of a night owl?
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What’s the first thing you notice about a person when you meet them?
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You see a huge spider in your room, what do you do?
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If you could go back and change one decision you made in the past, what would you change?
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Tell me about your first kiss.
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Do you give people second chances?
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Are you a cat person or a dog person?
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Do you think you’re attractive?
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What’s your worst habit?
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When was the last time you cried?
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Are you a good liar?
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What’s your biggest pet peeve?
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Have you ever had your heart broken?
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Are you more likely to use your fists or your words in an argument?
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What’s something you’re naturally good at?
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What’s something you had to work hard to be good at?
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Can you tell when someone is flirting with you?
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Do you think money can buy happiness?
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Do you believe in destiny?
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Are you a good cook?
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What do you think happens after you die?
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Did you have to grow up fast?
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Who do you look up to?
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When you go to a tavern, what do you order?
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What do you like most about yourself?
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What do you like least about yourself?
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Do you want kids someday?
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Are you a planner or more spontaneous?
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Can you keep a secret?
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Do you like being the centre of attention?
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If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
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Do you enjoy getting all dressed up for a special occasion?
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Where do you feel safe?
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Do you love or hate being alone?
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What’s the last nightmare you remember having?
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Do you admit to mistakes when you make them?
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Do you want to grow up to be like your parents?
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How do you deal with being sick? Are you stoic or super whiney?
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What did your parents expect from you when you were born?
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Do you have a strong sense of style?
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Would you rather camp outdoors or stay the night in an inn?
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Is there a food that most people like but you absolutely hate?
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Are you more of a hoarder or a minimalist?
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Are you superstitious?
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Are you the kind of person who remembers people’s birthdays and pet’s names and stuff?
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What do you do to feel better when you’re sad?
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Is it hard for you to trust someone?
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Are you susceptible to peer pressure?
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If you decided to stop adventuring and settle down, what kind of job would you take?
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As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
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