An Interview with Satine Dargent-Laureat

Are you a morning person, or more of a night owl?
I guess I like to be up early to make the most of the daylight.
What’s the first thing you notice about a person when you meet them?
Um… I tend to notice their clothes first, usually. How well they fit, and how well they’re made. If the look could be improved.
You see a huge spider in your room, what do you do?
Aw, poor little guy. I’ll take him down to the garden. Put him on a flower bush.
If you could go back and change one decision you made in the past, what would you change?
I… I’d ask my parents a lot more questions. And figure out what to say and what not to. I guess.
Tell me about your first kiss.
Oh, um. It was pretty good. He was… nice. It didn’t work out.
Do you give people second chances?
I guess so. People have probably given them to me.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Aw, I like both, but… cats, I think.
Do you think you’re attractive?
I-I mean… I guess…
What’s your worst habit?
I bite my nails, I guess? When I’m working.
When was the last time you cried?
Oh. Um, recently. Just after I said goodbye to my parents.
Are you a good liar?
Oh, I don’t imagine so.
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
It really annoys me when the colours are slightly off in anything. Like, they almost go together but not quite? A lot of people don’t seem to pay attention to their clothes that much.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
…yeah, I guess, but I mean, I don’t think it was his fault…
Are you more likely to use your fists or your words in an argument?
Oh I’m not a fighter. I don’t know if I’ve ever hit anyone.
What’s something you’re naturally good at?
I’m a pretty good designer.
What’s something you had to work hard to be good at?
Making anything magic. I never seemed to get how to, like, channel it through myself, so there’s all sorts of knacks you need to know to get around that.
Can you tell when someone is flirting with you?
I, uh, I thought I could…
Do you think money can buy happiness?
Maybe? I… basically have both, so…
Do you believe in destiny?
Yes? That’s a big question.
Are you a good cook?
Cooking’s really just another sort of art. Making things that taste good is a lot like making things that look good.
What do you think happens after you die?
You go to the Garden, right? Except maybe if you’re really bad and the gods need to punish you. That’s what everyone says.
Did you have to grow up fast?
Not til recently.
Who do you look up to?
I always looked up to my parents, especially my mum. She can make all kinds of things that are way beyond me.
When you go to a tavern, what do you order?
Uh, sweetwine usually. Grapefruit juice if it’s early.
What do you like most about yourself?
I… try to be nice to people?
What do you like least about yourself?
I don’t think I’m as smart as the other nobles.
Do you want kids someday?
Yes. I mean. We’re trying.
Are you a planner or more spontaneous?
I’m pretty spontaneous except when I’m working on something - then I plan everything.
Can you keep a secret?
Uh… not very well I don’t think.
Do you like being the centre of attention?
Not really.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
Um… I’d throw a party, and I’d give away all my best stuff, and then I’d… go see my parents.
Do you enjoy getting all dressed up for a special occasion?
Yeah, it’s fun to try new looks.
Where do you feel safe?
Um… used to be at home. Now… I dunno.
Do you love or hate being alone?
I don’t like it much unless I’m working on something.
What’s the last nightmare you remember having?
Oh, it was… about my parents. They blamed me for… stuff.
Do you admit to mistakes when you make them?
Yes, I think so.
Do you want to grow up to be like your parents?
Oh, yes. Um, I think.
How do you deal with being sick? Are you stoic or super whiney?
Oh, I’m a mess. I don’t know why people put up with me.
What did your parents expect from you when you were born?
I mean, they didn’t know then that I’d need to take over, so - I mean, uh… I don’t know. Let’s keep going.
Do you have a strong sense of style?
It changes over time, but yes.
Would you rather camp outdoors or stay the night in an inn?
I’ve never been camping. Seems like it could be fun.
Is there a food that most people like but you absolutely hate?
I really don’t like spinach, but I think that’s pretty normal. Fois gras seems kind of nasty, but I don’t hate it. There’s a lot of cheeses I don’t like much, I guess?
Are you more of a hoarder or a minimalist?
I have a lot of trinkets, but mostly so I can make new things from them.
Are you superstitious?
Um… I guess? Don’t want to take chances if I can help it.
Are you the kind of person who remembers people’s birthdays and pet’s names and stuff?
People close to me, yeah. At least I try.
What do you do to feel better when you’re sad?
Draw, or sew, or visit a show or a gallery. Art is good for the soul.
Is it hard for you to trust someone?
Um, no. I’ve never really thought about it. Maybe I should have.
Are you susceptible to peer pressure?
I guess? I know I shouldn’t be, but…
If you decided to stop adventuring and settle down, what kind of job would you take?
Oh, um… tailor? Jeweller? Some kind of craftsperson.
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I was pretty young when I found out I’d be Vizier or Viziera, so I guess I’ve mostly just been working towards that. I did want to study fashion at one point though. I’d like to be a designer.