Are you a morning person, or more of a night owl?
No. Fuck you. Sleepytime.
What’s the first thing you notice about a person when you meet them?
Sucks. Hate them.
You see a huge spider in your room, what do you do?
Bite! Squish! Eat legs. Always win.
If you could go back and change one decision you made in the past, what would you change?
Bite you.
Tell me about your first kiss.
Mama. Make clean. Small.Do you give people second chances?
Fuck you.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
No person. Only dog.
Do you think you’re attractive?
Idiot question. Pretty dog.
What’s your worst habit?
Chew pillows. Always win.
When was the last time you cried?
Stupid question. Bath time.
Are you a good liar?
Good dog. Tell truths.
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
You now.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Fuck you.
Are you more likely to use your fists or your words in an argument?
Stupid question. Always words. Always win.
What’s something you’re naturally good at?
Always know you suck.
What’s something you had to work hard to be good at?
…stairs.
Can you tell when someone is flirting with you?
Tail is wag.
Do you think money can buy happiness?
Gormless shinies. Can’t eat. Can’t bite. Can’t bounce.
Do you believe in destiny?
Nonsense philosophising. Head in bumhole.
Are you a good cook?
Gormless question. Bite you.
What do you think happens after you die?
Who cares. Wolf knows.
Did you have to grow up fast?
Doesn’t grow. Stubby.
Who do you look up to?
Stupid ugly people always upwards. Still look. Just to check.
When you go to a tavern, what do you order?
V’ziera orders. Water with small beer. Stubby drinks.
What do you like most about yourself?
Best dog. Best one.
What do you like least about yourself?
Fuck you! Die die die die die!
Do you want kids someday?
…hrr… maybe once. Old now.
Are you a planner or more spontaneous?
Stubby go where Stubby wants.
Can you keep a secret?
No.
Do you like being the centre of attention?
Everyone is stupid. Doesn’t care about them.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
Bite you.
Do you enjoy getting all dressed up for a special occasion?
No.
Where do you feel safe?
…sit with V’ziera.
Do you love or hate being alone?
Is fine. Bite furniture.
What’s the last nightmare you remember having?
…hrrr… …sack.
Do you admit to mistakes when you make them?
Piss off.
Do you want to grow up to be like your parents?
…don’t know.
How do you deal with being sick? Are you stoic or super whiney?
Give Stubby more blankets! Give soup!
What did your parents expect from you when you were born?
Mama said: maybe die; maybe taken away, live in house; maybe stay, grow big in pack. Mama not know many things.
Do you have a strong sense of style?
No-one cares.
Would you rather camp outdoors or stay the night in an inn?
Cushions.
Is there a food that most people like but you absolutely hate?
Leafs. Bunny food. You aren’t bunny. Dumbface.
Are you more of a hoarder or a minimalist?
Bury hoard. Flower garden. Stubby’s toys. Not for you.
Are you superstitious?
Scaredy-cat paranoia. No cats allowed! Dogs… not scaredy.
Are you the kind of person who remembers people’s birthdays and pet’s names and stuff?
Only care one pet name: Stubby.
What do you do to feel better when you’re sad?
Sit on cushion. Shout at people.
Is it hard for you to trust someone?
No trust for you. You are dumbface.
Are you susceptible to peer pressure?
Hate them. Don’t care.
If you decided to stop adventuring and settle down, what kind of job would you take?
Biting you.
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
…big.
