Are you a morning person, or more of a night owl?
More interesting things happen at night. More interesting people willing to talk.
What’s the first thing you notice about a person when you meet them?
Weak spots in their guard. Angles they aren’t watching.
You see a huge spider in your room, what do you do?
Keep an eye on it. Don’t let it know it’s been rumbled. Let’s see where it goes.
If you could go back and change one decision you made in the past, what would you change?
I made a bad judgement on a suspect once and a good woman got killed. It made things easier for me in the long run, but… it wasn’t worth it.Tell me about your first kiss.
I plead the Fifth.
Do you give people second chances?
Can’t afford to burn a bridge I might need to hide under.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Dogs can sniff out almost anything, but cats… cats see everything and don’t let you know it. I’m a cat person.
Do you think you’re attractive?
Not if I don’t want to be.
What’s your worst habit?
Suspicion. Or is that my best?
When was the last time you cried?
Six months ago I lost a fight real badly and got left in a gutter with a bunch of broken bones. That guy’s dead now. He fell off a wall. I didn’t even need to push him.
Are you a good liar?
Takes one to catch one.
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Pettiest is when my brother brings his one-night stands to the house. Most serious is when people I’m trying to help lie to me.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Not yet conclusive whether I’ve got one.
Are you more likely to use your fists or your words in an argument?
Depends which will win it.
What’s something you’re naturally good at?
Dad says I was born lucky, and I certainly have a talent for pushing it.
What’s something you had to work hard to be good at?
I am not a natural fighter, so I’ve had to learn to be tricky.
Can you tell when someone is flirting with you?
Most times I can also tell you why.
Do you think money can buy happiness?
‘Happiness’ is actually the name of a street drug, yes.
Do you believe in destiny?
Sounds like a bad excuse for suspicious coincidences to me.
Are you a good cook?
I can grill some decent street meat.
What do you think happens after you die?
Oh, I’m still solving that one. And my current theory is after it happens I still will be.
Did you have to grow up fast?
Nah, I was lucky enough to get left in the background where I could put out some roots.
Who do you look up to?
My gran’s old case notes are an absolute treasure.
When you go to a tavern, what do you order?
Depends who I’m meeting.
What do you like most about yourself?
I’m pretty self-sufficient, which isn’t that common where I’m from.
What do you like least about yourself?
You don’t get to know that.
Do you want kids someday?
Nah. It’s a dangerous world, and I’ve got better ideas.
Are you a planner or more spontaneous?
You gotta roll with the punches if you wanna stay alive. Even the best plan only lasts until the first idiot does something stupid.
Can you keep a secret?
Only until the time is right.
Do you like being the centre of attention?
Not how I work, mate.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
I would relish the chance to solve my own murder.
Do you enjoy getting all dressed up for a special occasion?
Tends to invite too many eyes. I prefer dark colours and heavy layers.
Where do you feel safe?
Anywhere I go, so long as I’m wearing a big enough coat.
Do you love or hate being alone?
You’re never alone, but sometimes it’s enlightening to let them think you are.
What’s the last nightmare you remember having?
I’ve seen a lot of crimes. I’ll let you use your imagination. You’ll be wrong.
Do you admit to mistakes when you make them?
I’m a professional. It goes in the report.
Do you want to grow up to be like your parents?
Uh, if you average it out… still no.
How do you deal with being sick? Are you stoic or super whiney?
I wait it out in my room and I mull over my notes.
What did your parents expect from you when you were born?
Not that much, which is how I like it.
Do you have a strong sense of style?
Nah, I dress for comfort and ease of getting the drop on people.
Would you rather camp outdoors or stay the night in an inn?
Inn. Fewer entrances.
Is there a food that most people like but you absolutely hate?
Can’t get into wine, which is a bit of a problem for a noblewoman. Or coffee, which is a bigger problem for a detective.
Are you more of a hoarder or a minimalist?
My room looks like a crime scene, and only partially because of all the pictures of crime scenes.
Are you superstitious?
The Beggar’s Luck comes in mysterious guises.
Are you the kind of person who remembers people’s birthdays and pet’s names and stuff?
You never know what might be pertinent to the case. I note everything down.
What do you do to feel better when you’re sad?
I take a walk, usually somewhere you’re not really meant to walk.
Is it hard for you to trust someone?
Hard, but not impossible.
Are you susceptible to peer pressure?
Do I look like it?
If you decided to stop adventuring and settle down, what kind of job would you take?
I think I’d make a pretty natural bartender.
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A carpet racer, which my brothers refuse to let me forget.
