Sock Puppet

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Conjuration (creation)

None

SR: No

V, S, M (a small piece of an old sock)

1 standard action, 1 round/level, close

With a successful ranged touch attack, a magical sock puppet appears over the target’s shoulder and starts talking, loudly and non-stop, about whatever you desire. For the spell’s duration, the target has a hard time being stealthy (-20 penalty to Stealth checks), and also suffers a -5 penalty to Bluff and Diplomacy, as no one will take seriously the word of a man with a sock puppet yapping over his shoulder. The target may also find himself followed by children and other easily entertained creatures eager to hear more stories from the puppet.
Target: one creature

Professions

Bard [3], Skald [3].

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Celestial Focus

Tybalt, the Prince of Orphans [Exclusive]

Material Components

A small piece of an old sock.

Related School

Conjuration (creation)

Effect Duration

1 round/level

Effect Casting Time

1 standard action

Range

Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)

Legality

Illegal (Survivor Spell)
Punishment: Probably imprisonment or banishment.