S1 Recap: The One Where They Curb-Stomp The Beast

General Summary

Scream breaks the night! Oh fuck! "Roll Initiative!" Lock that bitch down! Beast can get fucked apparently, Tia is retrieved. Battle is won. Let there be light! Serenas(?): "MOTHMAN‽‽‽" Isati: "No. And I am also wearing a very pretty dress" #WokeUpLikeThis. INTRO TIME!!! (also samples; fur, skin, and a tusk). Tia: "hi im fucking cold and would like to go home" #RoughNight. "Should we maybe deal with the body?" "nahhh" #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong > Over the hill and far away! > Corayas: "Imma yell at the lights!" > Actually jokes > #FuckingWinded. > We encounter a search party #Reunion #Heartwarming. > A frantic man pleads with a dickhead guard #ACAB. "I swear I killed it, I swear! But when I came back.... IT WAS GONE!!" {killbillsirens.mp3} "But if YOU killed it.... and WE killed it..." #Ruhroh-Shaggy! QUICK TO THE WOODS! aaaaaaannd it's gone... {well_fuck.jpeg} tracks? Yes. #ThatBoiGotHOPS. Sad Mushrooms. it just GOT UP and WALKED AWAY [insert john mulaney gif "and I don't care for that shit at all" ] welp... #tired. AT DAWN WE PLAN! bed time! And that's where we will end for the night...