S101 Recap: Whiplash | Ep.44

General Summary

Hey babes, I'm feelin kinda zoomies about this one so lets just have at it > Nova asks for their dad's name & gets shut down because #That'sNotHowAnyOfThisWorks > Oof > but ye no, they talk some more, Isati, Kirin, & Knick-Knack bow on the way out, and Nova introduces their boyfriend to their mom. Their mom the Titan Goddess & former Queen of the universe Rhea. That mom. > Anyfizzles, she says some more shit that may or may not be important (“yadda yadda remember the words yadda yadda ones like me yadda ones like him, yadda etc.”) > Corayas also does some #SappyGayShit, very important to note. > Meanwhilliams, #TeamArtHistory are waking up for their watch only to find some incredibly on edge #Songbows who've spent the last hour or so trying to locate the cause of the #BadNewsBreeze > #Oops > So anyways Romad drops some extra blankies on Nova before he drags Serenas to bed while #Inklight take watch— But what's this‽ Another DREAM?! > “Romad.” > #OhFuck > So my good lover boy, I here you want to preserve your love's life at all cost, well have I got the deal for you! > #TheDevilWentDownToCalora > Mysterious Voice Numero Uno (In a dreamspace of pitch darkness): “You Called?” | Romad (Confused & Very Concerned): “Did I????” > Yup! ^ω^ > #Fuck > So like first things first you notice that you're right arm is missing as you turn to see a hellish figure; horns, tusks, & claws, all of a black so dark they mesh with the equally lightless dreamspace– scaly red skin with hair shining & bloody. Before you stands The Iron Maiden Ronove, a general of hell. Oh yeah also The Shadowcat & the first changeling are here too but who cares about them when there's a devil you can make a deal with! > #FriendsOnTheOtherSide #ThePigeonsAreReallyLoudTonight #Won'tYouShakeThisPoorSinner'sHand? > So yeah anyways, I spend like 30ish minutes being three seperate manipulative entities trying to pressure & coerce Romad into selling his soul in exchange for power & I succeed. (●´◡●) > SMASH CUT! > Isati: “Hey Kirin, would you be interested in letting me tie you up? Would you like that? (¬ω¬)” > #WHIPLASH #NoBacktrackingThisTimeFolks > Moving on Nova wakes up to Gwyf telling them he appreciates the compliment > #ImitationIsTheHighestFormOfFlattery > Nova admirably restrains themself from violently shaking the 8.98 year old lepidot despite their killer hangover exhaustion > #NoSimpsonGagsHere > Romad then attempts to practice healthy communication in his romantic endeavours. This does not go the way he hoped it would. > #Alas > Serenas gets very concerned & very loud (in elvish) > #Welp > yeah so it turns out when you make a deal with a devil & shake hands on it in a dream that's legally binding which is very concerning to hear about first thing in the morning > Order of operations is thus: Romad drops the news, Serenas cycles through the 5 stages of grief very quickly, Isati hears a distressed Serenas & comes to investigate, Kirin Follows, Those two notice something is fucky with the town they're in but put that aside for now, They learn The News™ & also get biggo concern, Romad came out to have a good time quiet conversation & is honestly feeling so attacked rn, Nova –still nursing a biggo headache– sends Corayas (who up to this point has been being incredibly wholesome & gay while taking care of Nova) to ask them to quiet down, He exits the building just in time to see the rest of the party simultaneously realize that a contract has in fact been written on the tattoo on Romad's right arm > #FUCK > Corayas & Scrib get to work discerning & transcribing the infernal text which takes so long Nova also comes to investigate > They are both cranky & yell at each other, which like, oof, but also we love angst in this house. Isati does put Romad in #GayBabyJail for this however. > Back to that contract, Corayas did a pretty good job deciphering bits but to literally NOBODY'S surprise Serenas hits us with our one & only crit of the night with that #GoodCrit Arcana check. Because of fucking course he does. > #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 #FinalCritCount #ThroughFaelynAllThingsArePossible > So yeah, we learn a bunch about that contract that I don't feel like typing out in this document. > Oh & the weird shit that was going on with the town? Yeah so that town you met Glynran in yesterday has popped up around the 130y/o abandoned town you stopped in for the night. > HUH > And That's Where We'll End Tonight's Session! ☻
S101 Crit Count: Serenas Nat20 Arcana