S104 Recap: The Exaltation Of Scribius W. Quill | Ep.47: Why Are We Gay For A Pen?

General Summary

This is more obligatory than genuine at this point but YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE INSANE > #HonestlyTho > So we're standing there, ~~barbeque sauce on my titties~~ having almost insta-killed Irati by accident, stressed & a little self depreciating, only to be saved by the voice of Cora Nutizum ringing out as the surge powered sending returns > “ay, Diosa mío Corayas if you love them and they'll adopt it'll all work out I suppose. Also mijo that fresa was so big he'd—” > #ThanksMom #CallingSerenasOut #FruityRedheadRichBoy > SO! That lightened the mood a lil but a greatly disoriented Isati rushes over to a still in shock Irati who himself immediately snaps into dad mode to worry over his children, calling an even more hurt/distraught Gwyf over to join the hug > #♡ErekeriFamilyMyBeloved♡ #SmolBodiesBigHearts > However in the middle of this biggo #MoffHug Gwyf notices something & Gwyf's Isati away to inform that the Exile is now inside of their DAD! > #Huh… #WellThatWasn'tOnTheBingoCard > Gwyf has many concerns. Some more heavy like Irati dying if The Exile leaves his body (“Oh, no don't worry Gwyf, that's not how Gylfie's sacrifice works”) & others more chaos gremlin like being concerned that his dad was too powerful to prank now (“You'd find a way, I'm sure!” “Oh that's true! >:3”) > #GlitterGremlins1&2 > “Daddddd! You can come hug me againnn!” > okay at this point people start making sure everyone gets healed, apologies are attempted & assuaged, Isati decides she needs a fucking nap > #SuperValidHonestly #Diva'sTurnToBeTheLapPillow > It is now Corayas' turn to be having #SadBoiHours > “Everybody keeps telling me it's fine & that it's not my fault but… Nova why don't I believe them?” > #OOGH > Nova does their rounds of confirming that nobody in the party is mad at Corayas, brings that back to him, which in turn prompts Corayas to interview Gwyf > #ItBegineths > But First! A quick aside to some #HotGirlShit where Kirin asks Isati to have Irati & herself join when Isati resummons Gylfie once night falls, to which Isati responds that that should be easy enough with The Fallen Exile currently being INSIDE Irati as we speak, TO WHICH I (OoC) respond “If only he wasn't a lesbian” only for Isati & Kirin to groan in response making it canon that Diva said it lmao > #LowHangingFruit > Gwyf: “Corayas can I hug you?” | Corayas (speaking at the same time): “Hey Gwyf can I ask you some questions.” > #Classic #GwyfDoesNotTryToLetCorayasGoFirst > So anyfuzzies, Gwyf hugs Corayas who immediately feels the young moth fail to subtly make contact with his soul > #He'sHavingAnOffDay > “Gwyf, what are you doing?” “SIgghhhhhh– I was looking for what I lost (the bits of his soul) but I couldn't get them back because they're already a part of you.” > #WellThat's…Concerning… > Anyways we now begin the interview portion of the show but honestly this is best experienced in the recording & also just doesn't have a lot of wiggle room for comedic retellings at this pacing so I'm just gonna speedrun some highlights > WHAT DO YOU MEAN GWYF GETS AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER BEING ASKED HIS FAVOURITE PLACE‽‽ WHY DOESN'T HE KNOW WHERE THE PLACE THAT GAME TO MIND IS‽‽‽, lmao Diva's favourite memory is just ||BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP||, Isati is a Dad™ through & through & we're all very இ௰இ about it, Knick-Knack's hometown sounds neat, Nova once was just in full #GazingLovinglyAtCorayasHours listening to him talk at one point & STILL neither of them noticed until months later that they both wanted to date the other, and /SMASH CUT!!!/ “And my favourite memory is this—“ 'And then I kiss them.' > #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #LovingLionTalesHours #CamilloContinuesToWinAtD&D > “oh also what did Scribius even put down for that part?” > #GoodQuestion! > The answer is an impressionistic drawing of what you two look like through Scribs vision! It is also at this point that I fully comprehend A Thing™ & ask Glitch a very important question: “How impactful are these writings on Nova's life would you say?” “Very.” “AMAZING! I need you to make a bunch of saves for __The Burden™__ while Scribius FUCKING EXALTS BECAUSE Y'ALL JUST MET THE CONDITION I SET ALL THE WAY BACK IN SESSION 7 WHEN I DESIGNED THE DANG BELOVED QUILL BECAUSE WORDS SCRIBIUS WAS USED TO WRITE CHANGED SOMEBODY'S LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! > #AsI'veSaid #Y'all'reFuckingInsane #I'veNotEvenFinishedWritingWhatAbilitiesExaltedScribiusHasYouPunks!! > also: Nova (about Scribius exalting): “Did I do that?” > Gods I wish I could end the session on that parallel > Anyways, in the next lil bit we get literally all our crits for this session as Nova Nat20s their Wisdom save against __The Burden™__, Scribius draws themself a fancy physical body made ~~for fucking~~ of ink, gets #Awooga'd at by everyone in the immediate vicinity prompting Isati to drag her girlfriends into the cart, points out that there are 3 fir darrigs about 70 feet thattaway, excitedly asks if they can try out the new toys in their arsenal, & then immediately blinds half the party & the rat bois > #CritCount4 #GoodCrits3 #BadCrits1 #FinalCritCount4 > The party #ObliteRats > #BusinessAsUsual > We return from this #RatBreak to bring you the final interview portion of the show for the night where we interview Nova themself! > I remember very little specifics from this other than that it was really cute & feel good > #NotWhatTheseRecapsAreForLol > Ok I say that but Corayas gave Nova physical tangible proof of how much & how long he's loved them & I will LICH–ERALLY never be over it > “And that's where we'll end—“ /WAIT ONE MORE THING/ > Nova (incredibly softly, in infernal): “Corayas… Scribius is really attractive…” > AND THAT”S ALL FOR THIS WEEK YA BUNCH OF SCRIBIUS SIMPS!!
S104 Crit Count: Nat20 Wisdom Saving Throw, Nat20 Con save x 2 Nova / Serenas, Nat 1 Con save Fir Darrig,