S105 Recap: Unchained | Ep.48: Advice Columns

General Summary

The News Come Out! Does Scribius Is Attractive?? > #It'sMoreLikelyThanYouMightThink > Also what the fuck's an Ório? (We're talking about this cause we're interviewing Scribius btw, #KeepUp) > (looking into the camera like a show for small children) “Scrib can you show us what an Ório is?” (Scribius makes themself look like Ório) “Well Hey Now Corayas! That's a God.” > Corayas (Already aware that Ório's a god): “Yeah! :D” > #PalmToFaceNoJutsu > Moving on with our lives we hit the road, Nova tries to answer Serenas' question from earlier (remember? The one from the interview? “What exactly are you Scribius?”? Gosh y'all, your making me do allll the legwork. #KeepUp) with an identify ritual but only really gets the same old info & a headache > #Ripperoni > Awkward Convo Time Round 1!!!! > So hey Romad here's all this mushy feely stuff & how to avoid predatory contracts & how to say no politely & reassurances that Isati doesn't hate you BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY! Gwyf has lil moff spectacles!!!! [◖]‵ω′[◗] > Also Gwyf Nat20's the contract inspection > #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 #FinalCritCount1 > Also also Isati realizes she hasn't been capable of hate for a while now but we'll deal with that offscreen later > #FugeddaBoutIt! > Okay but honestly tho! Romad made some really big progress through this convo & we love that for him > #WeTakeThose! > Flash step forward for… > ~~Awkard Convo Round 2!!~~ > Nova Taking Their Fucking Shackles Off???????? > #OuttaLeftField #GoodForThem #NoBondsCanHoldThisDruid #GonnaMakeThoseBastardsIntoASwordLater > “Well that was unexpected, anyways why do I need to be here at your bird summoning ritual?” > #GoodQuestionIrati > “Well pops, you weak af & need some extra protection. Also my friend that taught me magic is a fallen star, has been moping inside my bird, & is now currently moping inside of you.” > “No Shit? Huh, well I guess we do the thing now, then we'll talk about that other thing, & then I'mma take a #FatNap” > #YouDoThatIrati #WeDoThoseThings > Now it's once again time for #WeirdSoup because this offscreen conversation Totally Happened sequentially: “Dad I don't think I've been capable of feeling Hatred, like at all” “Well dear, I think that's the price you payed for coming back to life” “oh shit, u rite u rite” “Also Gwyf was right & you do trust way too easily (#KeepUp he said that during the talk with Romad earlier)” “ye but my friends will kill anybody who hurts me so that's fine.” “No Doubt no doubt” > Okiiii! Time! FOR! > Akward Convo Round 3!!! > Kirin to Nova: “So hey, you've been pretty titchy around the whole immortality thing, sup with that?” “Well as you know I watched my father die.” > #OUGH #StrongStartToThisConversation > “Oh yeah thats valid, I guess your a lil jelly than?” “well the peanut butter aint purple” > #Fax > Kirin: “Welp, here's some advice on that, no comment on bad decisions regarding deals with shady entities tho (#NotMyPlace), also maybe do your best not to be condescending” > Nova: “I promise to try not to.” > #GoodEnough > Aight thass all folks, seeya next week.
S105 Crit Count: Nat20 Contract Analysis check