S107 Recap: Hatchdays, Hilarity, & Hunts, Oh My! | Ep.50: Queer Hostility & Affection The Session

General Summary

☻ COSTUME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☻ > #DusknightDisguises > So anyways Serenas apparently isn't dressed up; how strange! I guess he was too excited about Faelyn being here. But wait what's this? Smaller–Serenas is here too? But he alway's seems to disappear behind a bush right before Smaller–Romad appears… #MildlyQuadrapedalRomad how do you feel about this? Also what of ▒▒▒▒▒ Timor‽ Have you taken the time yet to hug your child; Slightly–Smaller–Nova Timor?? Well worry not! There will be plenty of time for that later! Sexy–Witch–Diva (AKA a wizard–cleric multiclass) is kicking it with Knick-Knack (who's wearing a pumpkin on his head), & Irati (who's dressed as a traditional kind of ghost from the Lepidoteran archipelago) as we await our guests of honour. Why are the #GlitterGremlins our guest of honour you ask? Well you see— > “Hello everybody & thank you for coming to our birthday party!” ”Yeah give us our gifts!!! «◖‵ω′◗»” > #TeamSameBirthday…TWO!!! #TechnicallyTeamSameHatchday #GimmeGimmeAGiftBeforeMidnight > BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS‽‽ IT'S FAELYN!! AND BEER HAS THE WISH SPELL!!!!> #TrickOrTreatBITCHES!! > Isati who was painted to look like The Fallen Exile now IS Everyone's Favourite Mini–Masc Asterad while Gylfie has become #Even–SMALLER–Isati (who can talk!) & Gwyf (who was dressed as a centauric amalgam of the members of #7dipity) has become a mildly horrifying abomination. > #LoveThatForHim > Also turns out it was in fact Gwyf who asked Faelyn to do this lol > #ClassicChaosGremlinMove > Also speaking of Faelyn it turns out Serenas became Feylin instead of Faelyn because, as we all know, #ThereIsOnlyOneFaelyn > WARNING: SerRomad Will Now Experience #ChangelingDysmorphoria Due To Currently Being Unable To Shapeshift > #Condolences #AtLeastYouHaveDarkvisionNow #AlsoAmbroseIsTinyHorse!FaelynNow > Meanwhile CoRayas, IsAyas, NovAyas, RomAyas, & SeRayas are having the time of their shared body life! DadVa however is deeply regretting the costume choices they made in their ignorance > #NoNova—YouAreYourFather!!! #NOOoOoOoOOoOoo!! #AlsoFeathersIsAPriestessOfRheaToAvoidDivineFury > RoCoco quickly takes to shapechanging as she finds a mask that one might compare to a #ButchGothJockNerdProDodgeballer (#WhoIsAlsoTrans) but is having a little bit of trouble as she adjusts to being #JustATadBipedal for the first time. > “How do any of you function on such an unstable platform‽‽‽” > #YouGetUsedToIt #ASeriesOfControlledFalls > DeadRati: “If I had a leptum for every time I was not alive in the last week I'd only have 2cp but it's terrifying that it's happened twice…” > #TwoLeptums #RoughWeek > Knick-Knack on the other hand has taken to being a #OpossumInnaOpumpkin quite well! (Note: The O is silent both times) He is also apparently a rianan opposum cuz he can talk! (he still doesn't know mage hand tho) > #EhCestLaVie #IsThisAMicro–Aggression? #TheVerdictIsUnclear > Anytricksies, DeadRati suggests starting the gift opening as #DusknightDistraction from this #DusknightDebacle > #PwesentTime:3 > Incorporealness accounted for, #TeamSameHatchday tear into the gift from their dad & have #Emotions when it's revealed they can talk to their family back home for a minute each day for the next two weeks! Ysgavn, Inanti, & Chikondi do get a #DusknightSpookums of their own when they see the current state of everybody but power through due to limited call time > NEXT GIFT! > I DON'T REMEMBER THE ORDER THE GIFTS WERE GIVEN IN!! > FUCK IT!!! > So Gwyftaur gets a knife from SeRomad, a book of flowercrown drawings from NovAyas & Scribius (who didn't get wished a new form but has made their ink body look like Irati with one antenna replaced by Scribius' feather), a Cameo commission from IsAyas, the wish gift from Faelyn, a leetle mob boss suit from ExAti >:3, & a #SuperSecretSpecialGift from RoCoco «◖‵ω′◗» > CONCERN.png #WouldKirinGiveMeAnIrresponsibleGiftIsati? #NoOfCourseNot #AMischieviousGiftHowever… > ExAti on the other hand just gets gut punched with #Emotions, one gift after the other > So first Opump-Oposs drops out of the back of the cart with a mighty thud, dragging a gift wrapped in plain brown paper containing a number of brightly coloured fabric dye pigments & a “Comprehensive Guide To The Plants & Minerals Used In Caloran Pigmentry & How To Process Them” > #Squeeeeeeeee > From there, Feylin slips her a dossier of contact information for the very rich members of his family who would gladly pay any expense for fanciful clothing > #JustGonnaTuckThatAwayForLaterrrrrrr > Gwyftaur, able to do whatever he wants forever, has fucKING RECREATED ISATI'S SOUL FROM HIS OWN SILK & SOUL THREADS!! IN UNDER SIX FUCKING DAYS!!! > #GwyfCanDoWhateverHeWantsForever > Next up, Dadva pulls out their #GoodOl'HurdyGurdy to play Isati's Song! IN CANON!! > #EMOTIONS!!! > Diva's gift is also very impactful but a gift voucher & a bunch of signed pin–up art inspire very different #Emotions, especially when one is a painting of GAELEE LASTNAME, SIGNED BY GAELEE LASTNAME! > #HotGirlShit #Spotlight > But wait what's this? Oh hey, it's The ~~Fallen Exile~~ Paramour, & he's got a big ol' smooch for ExAti! > #Ain'tThatJustSwell #LittleMoreChillThisTime #AlsoAButtonUpgradeWasPromisedButThat'llHaveToWait > Anyswoon, The ParaXile is flustered & bashful now so back into IsYlfie he goes > #NiceToMeetYou! #FleetingComet > Aight, that's all our #DusknightDeliveries so all that's left is Feylin & RoCoco tossing SerRomad around like a beach ball & NovAyas taking this opportunity to be GAY AS HELL!!! > #These!Bitches!Gay! #GoodForThem #GoodForThem > BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS‽‽ IT'S THREE CORAY-DARRIGS RUNNING THROUGH THE CAMP!! AND THEY'RE RUNNING FROM THE FUCKING WILD HUNT!!!! WHICH IS BEING LED BY THE FUCKING FAE KING OF THE DEAD ARAWN!!!!!!!!!! > #OhFeckMeRunning #BadNewsBreeze #TheUsualSuspectsGoodCritTheirReligionChecksBtw #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 #FinalCritCount #AlsoAccidentallyEndingTheRecordingEarlyWho? #NeverHeardOfHer > AIGHT THAT'S ALL FOLKS! ☻ SEE YOU SPOOKY BITCHES NEXT WEEK!!!
S107 Crit Count: Serenas & Nova Nat20 Religion