S108 Recap: The Wild Hunt | Ep.50: Locking It Down

General Summary

My brain is fucking fightin me so we'll see how this recap goes lmao but first of all y'all bitches need to make Wisdom saving throws ☻ > #ThisIssaFearEffectBtw > Oh everybody but Kirin fails their saving throw? #CoolCoolCool #TightTightTight > Now Roll Initiative! With Disadvantage!! > #Don'tWorry #NoCombatYet > So like, lots of things happen in round 1, lots of things unhappen & rehappen as we all collectively remember that everybody's physical stats are fucky lmao, & Isati #LICH-ER-ALLY Galaxy Brains this shit & starts casting magic circle using a quick cast tag the party got back in Zona Rosa that definitely used to be specifically for a different spell but exposure to Corayas made it more malleable I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ > #WithSleepComesDreams&WithDreamsComesChaos > Anybitchtits, we all start fucking getting our shit together but we do fail to calm the horses down fast enough so Klipper Von Kielmeister (Currently a lesser pegasus with a 90 foot fly speed) makes a fucking break for it > #ThatBitchGONE > Seacaster Earthshatter also tries to run but Hippocampi are a little less nyoomy on land > #WeStillLoveYouTho > Peeps do be getting what shit they can done, Diva(Diva) remembers countercharm is a thing (Nat20 Performance), Feylin(Serenas) girds his loins so he'll stop tripping so much before calming the remaining Horse-Fish (Nat20 Animal Handling), The Amalgam(Gwyf) is doing his best (Nat1 Stealth Check), The Rising Exile(Isati) keeps concentrating on her spellcasting, ▒▒▒▒▒(Nova)'s an inspiration, Serenas(Romad) moves things into the portable hole, Romad-As-A-Trans-Butch-Goth-Jock-Nerd(Kirin) is also tryna organize/coordinate shit, & Everybody-Else(Corayas) is just kinda spooked & waiting to bend luck > #CritCount3 #GoodCrits2 #BadCrits1 > It is at this moment that #KnownHorseBoySerenasProudthorn #GoodCrit notices the #ReturnOfTheKingKcank as Klipper Von Kielmeister has shaken his fear and is now #BlessingOfTheWarGod charging through ghosts… towards the wild hunt… > #ThisGodsDamnedFuckingWarHorse… #FeelingTheEffectsOfTestosterone #CritCount5 #GoodCrits4 #BadCrits1 #KirinAlsoNoticedButNoCritFromHer > So anywarpos, Kirin #InverseSteps with Serenas, her inkcat form now a giant inversion of Serenas' fiance who is #ManHandling said Feylin as they Teleport Onto The Back Of A Pegasus Flying Full Speed Through The Air Towards A God Of Death. > #They'veMadeWorseDecisicions #Probably… > So anyways, Gwyf is still having some difficulties overcoming the whole dread fear thing but don't worry, Serenas (Romad) is helping him through it like a good big brother > #FearIsTheMindKiller #ItDoesn'tWorkThisTurnButStill #It'sTheThoughtThatCounts > Also Isati is just making so many con saves to maintain concentration & one of these is a #GoodCrit that was almost a #BadCrit but it wasn't so we're fine > #CritCount6 #GoodCrits5 #BadCrits1 > It is however time for ghosts! > #WhoYouGonnaCall? > Most people do fine but Serenas does get got by a ghost blessed by a war god so like #SucksToSuck > #CritCount7 #GoodCrits6 #BadCrits1 > Luckily nobody gets knocked off any flying horses so A-Lot-Of-{Smaller-Than-Usual}-People-In-One(Corayas) casts fly on Nova & gains a third eye > #SurgeForTheSurgeGods #TheBetterToSeeYouWithMyDear who dashes off to dish out some #BardicInsipiration to Serenas who after #GoodCrit horsemanship to stay on the unbridled pegasus, goes full Nat20 Drill Sergeant on said beloved dumbass to get Klipper under control > #CritCount9 #GoodCrits8 #BadCrits1 > Oh yeah also Kirin just jumps off the flying #HighwaySpeedHorse because what's 2d6 bludgeoning to a 9th level adventurer lmao > but anybitches, it's as she's running back to where Isati is almost done with her magic circle casting that we remember that actually Romad is fine getting in & out because he's a half-elf rn & it's actually Kirin who needs to be inside when the walls go up > #Oop > Luckily Corayas sees this as his opportunity to be helpful, drops concentration on fly (#SorryNova), & polymorphs Kirin into a Chocobo Axebeak!! > #DaysSinceLastMicroAggression:0 #Kinda > Also #SurgeForTheSurgeGods (It's fog cloud but we make it Calora's very colourful sand instead) > OKAY WE NEED TO END SESSION BUT EVERYBODY'S INSIDE OR CAN GET IN PROMPTLY SO #THAT'SALLFOLKS SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
S108 Crit Count: Diva Nat 20 countercharm performance, Serenas Nat20 animal handling, Gwyf Nat 1 Stealth, Klipper Nat 20 Charge, Serenas Nat20 perception, Isati nat20 concentration check, Ghost nat20 against Serenas, Serenas Nat20 Athletics check, Nat1 Surge Check