S11 Recap: Night of the Badger’s Feast

General Summary

Romad shoots a bitch from the shadows > Serenas goes on the hunt > Corayas tries to talk it out to no avail > #DiplomacyAttemptedIGuess > Nova asks if anybody else is gonna turn into a giant badger and doesn't wait for an answer > Sir Nii of Avalon inspires terror in Serenas (NI!!) >#BringMeAShrubbery > actually he does so by mimicking his father's voice > #YourNotMyDAD! > Talos evacuates the bourgeoisie > Pazuka does some dope shit off screen > Isati becomes #Concerned > Romad hides his bow under his dress and gets a new face > he also may or may not have said the words “Too bad Serenas wasn't around to see that” out loud to himself > #NoHomo tho > Serenas thanks Nii for the advice and casts fog cloud > SMOKEBOMB.gif > Pazuka's standing surrounded by greentooths who've had their teeth knocked in and the lights knocked out of their skulls > #BeGayDoCrime > Corayas shakes things up (#EarthTremor) and gets the feeling that even if he dies, he'll live > Nova kills a man > #NovaNoms, #GiantBadgerDon'tGiveNoFucks > Nii poofs in front of Serenas but fails to shove his tall ass back into the fog > #SlipperyBoi #StillNotMyDad > Talos readies up > Some goons approach > Some Goons Get Got > Pazuka makes a deal and the Pimentas go hide in their wine cellar > Isati asks Talos if they're going to stay and fight or leave. > #It'sBadWe'reLeaving > Our new friend Badger Boi hitches a ride > #NobleSteed > Nova: “y'know those days when you're like 'this might as well happen?' Adult life is already so god. damn. weird.” > #HalflingOnMyShoulders > Nova also notices the noise of incoming guard reinforcements and briefly considers reverting form before realizing he just violently murdered a guard and that would maybe not be a very good idea. > #ThankTheGodsIt'sNotMyTurn > Romad Rushes In > Pazuka: “Do I know you?” > Serenas: ok cover's blown “Heeyyyyy, I'mma need to ask the pepper ponce some shit” > Pazuka: “Lol. Gonna have to ask you to go through the proper channels though, you know how it is” > #RedTape, #NotRightNow > Serenas: *salt intensifies* > Corayas to Nova: “What are we doing??” > Badger Boi: “WE'RE FECKING SHITE UP!” > Corayas: “Cool.” > Proceeds to bullrush the nearest unit of guards and thunderwave them. Also Wild Magic grows restless within him. > Ambros: souldierboiYOUUUUUU.mp3 > #SorryNotSorry > Badger-Nova charges towards where Corayas went but takes a pike to the ass and nearly reverts form anyways > #Nat20 #1hp > Ambros tries to impale Corayas but the wild magic just kinda moves him out of the way > Talos, draggin Corayas away: “Sorry about my friend, he is plagued by wackassmagicitus and is arcanely unstable during times of stress” > Guards: “Sure, why not” > #AdultLife > Ambros: “I know who you are!!!” > #GetOffMyLawnVibes > Pazuka blocks the way while the Pimentas dip into the cellar at some point and lock the door behind them > Pazuka: “We'll be in touch” > #Don'tCallUsWe'llCallYou > #AndSheWalksAway > Elsewhere Isati casts colour spray through Nova, #BlindingBadgerBreath > Reinforcements arrive > Serenas “Never Developed Threat Assessment” Proudthorn: Casts hunter's mark on the terrifying mafia lady > And we're running, and we're involuntarily summoning three frightend flumphs, and we're running, and we're shoving a dude off a badger, #rude, and we're running, And we successfully ran. > Nova: “We outta sight? Cool, I'mma revert form” > Badger Boi: “WOT THE FECK!! > and that's where we'll end tonight's session.