S110 Recap: Welcome To Whirldye | Ep.53: Meet The Knackers

General Summary

right well my brain still wants to fight me on writing this so im just gonna power through without looking and see how fucked up that loooks later lmao, anyways we start out covering up loose ends from the last sesion on the carriage ride including things such as ambrose annoying kirin and serenas telepathically talking with horse faelyn about disciplining Klipper. Oh also telling the proudthorn parents about dusk night shenanigans and getting their reply. We also take time to figure out that #LeftIsRightAndRightIsWrong > Anywhersies Welcome to Whirldye! (said like world eye). We love and support knick-knack and many of us wish to be like him when we grow up > #AsWeShould > And really who doesn't want to accept alchohol from random townsfolk and chuck toys at unsuspecting children? More Chocobos!! Yes that's right, we pass even more chocobos on the way to Knick-Knack's home and they're painted all sorts of colours and we love them. Except for Kirin who is being microagressed about them. It's ok, she snaps back which in turn leads to us learning about Gwyf's chalkboard tally. Where did he get a chalkboard? He made it. Where'd he get chalk? He acquired it. > #I'veNeverStolenAnythingInMyLife #Ever. > It is also incredibly important to note that Gwyf was not allowed to have a sock full of rice. > Anyknackers we continue climbing this tall hill and wouldn't you know it at the top there's this yard full of scrap metal art and an old house that looks like it underwent major renovations decades ago to accomadate someone much bigger than the previous residents > #Huh #WonderWhoeverThatCouldBeFor? > We #KnockTheKnockerOnTheKnackerShackDoor in a ever continuing beat until such a time that Knick-Knack ends up in a headlock getting a noogie from his older sister. Who's his older sister you ask? Why it's Njalla Knacker of course! > “Mom and dad still where they usually are?” “When do they ever move?” > It is at this moment Moth became Suspiscious™ > #CompletelyUnfoundedAccusations!!! > Haha yeah no we climb the cramped stairs, ride the fancy (OSHA COMPLIANT!) gnomish escalator, and then I make half of y'all cry over the sight of graves for Knick-Knack's dead parents ☻ > #RightInTheFeels #R.I.P.Niji&NjelsonKnacker > aight time to skip the sappy stuff as per usual but fun fact not only can Gerald talk, he's also capable of flight! > #Huh > Oh also some fir darrigs are down by the whirldye and one pushes another in much to the laughter of the rest lmao. Also also the weird migration is spotted once more > #Siggghhhhh #That'sGonnaBeOurProblemIsn'tIt > Isati: “You know, not everything has to our problem to fix.” | Gwyf: “Who are you and what have you done with my sister?” > #SomebodyCastDetectMagicRightNow > ok but yeah we realize Knick-Knack is canonically just reciting the recaps to his parents so like what's up y'all this is totally how Knick-Knack speaks right? > #Totally > We vibe until we get called down for dinner at which point Corayas nearly gives Nova a heart attack by starting a sentence “Can we speak in private after dinner…” but saves the demigod's heart by assuring them it's about a good thing at the end of the sentence > #NearDeathExperiences > We than have dinner! And it's spicy food so Romad attempts to save his fiance from making bad decisions but not even a #GoodCrit initiative roll is enough to save Serenas from the siren's call of spicy foods. > #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 #Fine! #ThenPerish > Kirin offers Serenas yoghurt, sparing him temporarily, but inevitably dooming him as unbeknownst to the party Knick-Knack forces his family to play the russian roulette of yogurts by secretly adding extreme spice yoghurts that look exactly the same as the normal ones to the mix > #OnlyAMatterOfTime #TheDevil'sYoghurt > And finally the inevitable arrives in the form of Serenas' true nemises; CHILDREN! > Serenas (through tears of both pain & gratitude): “These children are so much nicer than the ones that bit meee.” > #FamousLastWords #ThingsSaidMomentsBeforeDisaster > He passes out & is carried inside. > Hey what's everbody else up to? Well Romad was hanging out (semi awkardly) with Nova but has since gone to check on his fiance, Isati is talking with some of the local artisans while also annotating her gift from Knick-Knack, & Nova is being bombarded with questions from small children & is eventually roped into chucking children into the air > #Don'tWorry #It'sVeryGoodForChildrenToGetTossedAround #ConsensuallyOfCourse > Romad joins the yeeting of children, eventually escalating into a competition between the two > #AsYouDo > A small changeling child is invited over to mirror the other child for absolute fairness which in turn makes Romad very happy & the local adults mildly uncomfortable > #ActuallyChangedOutChangeling > Unfortunately #DemigodStronk wins out once more on a #GoodCritYeet > #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 #FinalCritCount > Oh yeah did I mention these kids have parachutes? They have custom made parachutes. > #It'sNowBeenMentioned > ALRIGHT I FORCED MY BRAIN TO DO THE THING AND NOW IT'S DONE SO WE'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE NEXT WEEK FOR THE #LionTales CONVERSATION!!
S110 Crit Count: Romad Nat20 initiative, Nova Nat20 yeet