S111 Recap: Shasta | Ep.54: Egg Cracks

General Summary

Y'all it's friday & I really don't have the brainpower to write this properly but if I don't write this now who knows how long it'll be till I do so we are once again forcing ourselves to write because that's just how it be at this time of year > Listen. All you need to know about the first part of this session is that sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make a quesadilla > #Liontales #RecapNoSappy #ThereWereSoManyGoodQuotesTho #They'reJustNotInThisHalfOfTheAssUnfortunately > oh you also sometimes need to spend 20 minutes roleplaying Corayas tracking down ingredients & figuring out how to operate a gnomish oven lmao >#StandardGnomishGnonsense #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 #FinalCritCount > Serenas whines to his mum about children being mean to him to which he gets a more formal sounding response that essentially amounted to “Sounds like a #SkillIssue” > #Aona”GitGud”Proudthorn > We then spend a few hours waiting in line & admiring the mosaic painted walls of Shasta > #RedTape #Preedy > Isati immediately upon getting her stuff settled in takes a few members of the party out on a tour of all the friends & contacts most important of which is Agapea Ora! > #IsatiDatingSimGo! (#Kirin&DivaWereTheEarlyAccessExclusivesLmao) > Meanwhile, #Songbows are throwing a 17 year old shrine keeper for more loops than a hulahooper by dropping one bomb on him after the other in their search for immortality > “So how would one go about receiving the trials of Hercules?” > #QuestionsThatSureDidGetAsked > Anyways Agapea invites the party to dinner which is what next session will be because who are we if not a party that has dinner sessions with bardic NPCs? > #NobodyThat'sWho > Yeah that's about all I can manage for this recap so see y'all next week!
S111 Crit Count: Corayas Nat20 Investigation