S112 Recap: A Gift For Diva | Ep.55: Dinner At Jimothy's

General Summary

We begin with Gwyf procrastinating his #MothicallyInducedComa like every other 9 year old child trying to negotiate their bedtime > #GwyfCanDoWhateverHeWantsForever #ExceptStayUpPastHisBedtime > Isati (introducing Agapea to her companions): “This is Serenas & this is Serenas' fiance Romad— and this is Diva; who I hope will be my girlfriend!” > #=￣ω￣= #IsaticuleOfficialAdditionNumber2 > With some swoon worthy responses from Diva out of the way; we now turn our attention to Serenas & Corayas trying to figure out what “#FunClothing” is... > #Hmmmmm > “Maybe Diva Knows?” > It was at this moment that Isati knew, those two'd fucked up. > #NotReally #ButSheDidKnowDinnerWouldHaveToWaitLmao > Serenas on the other hand #BadCrit his Insight check against Diva's manic grin so he was left completely at her whims > #CritCount1 #BadCrits1 > We now spend half the session listening to me improv fits which I wont describe here because #There'sArtForThat > “Can we please go eat dinner now??” > #JumpCutToOneGoodCritPerceptionCheckLater > Serenas: “What kind of restaurant owner hides their front door behind an illusion in an already hidden back alley???” > #CritCount2 #GoodCrits1 #BadCrits1 > Agapea: “It'll be easier to just show you.” “JIM! Kitchen's still open yeah?!” “AGAPEA DARLING!” > We are then witness to #HighSpeedGoblin running out from behind the human sized bar counter & jumping right into Agapea's arms! > #WeLoveHimAlreadyYourHonor > So yeah anywizards, Jim moves like he's controlled by a top 100 speedrunner & speaks only marginally slower CATCH THESE PLATES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! > #DinnerTrial > With the usual nonsense luck of this party, some chaotic tides, & a lil help from Diva on Isati's part, the party succeeds in passing the test that apparently they had to pass in order to eat here???? > #Wild #CritCount5 #GoodCrits4 #BadCrits1 > Jim sets to running about the kitchen in ways that are Not OSHA compliant while calling his daughter Carmine (a tol bugbear lady) to take front, jovially asking Carmine to tell her mother to “go fuck herself”, & then magically swapping places with a hobgoblin woman named Argent! > Oh yeah did I mention Jim is an archmage? Jim's an archmage ☻! He also recalled all the plates he threw & enchanted the menu board to change languages on command. > The staff does not relay that last tidbit tho, instead leaving it in the default Caloran lmao. > #ThisIsMoreOfA”FigureItOutYourself”KindaPlace > Luckily Agapea is not so tight lipped about this information > #Bless > She also explains the story behind Jim & his ex-wife Argent's divorce after the party witnesses how said goblinoids talk about each other > “Yeah so basically he almost blew up half the city but the reason they got divorced is because Jim used Argent's favourite knives to carve the runes so the city confiscated them. Oh yeah & technically Jim is still in prison.” > #NoFurtherContext #ExceptSerenasGotAnotherNat20Arcana #LiterallyNobodyIsSurprised #CritCount6 #GoodCrits5 #BadCrits1 #FinalCritCount > Jim does pop back in momentarily to comment on how the city walls are back to not being hollow before teleporting out again just in time for a knife thrown by Argent to pass directly through the space where Jimothy's skull just was! ☻ > #MyExWifeStillMissesMe #ButHerAimIsGettingBetter!!! > Anywifies, Isati presumably spends more time flirting with her girlfriends than we see on screen but just know #It'sHappening™ > She also shows Agapea the shawl she's working on! This is Important™ > FOOD TIME! > Everybody gets food #Blessed(ByThePorkchop) except for Nova who's vegetarian (#NoPorkChop!) > #Sadge > BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS‽‽ IT'S ARGENT IS APPARENTLY A LEVEL 20 CLERIC?! AND SHE'S CALLING FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION!!! HESTIA HERSELF HAS DESCENDED TO GRANT NOVA A PLATE OF VEGETARIAN HEROES FEAST!!!!!!!!!! > #TotallyValidReasonToCallTheEldestOlympianBTW > Anyweeblies, we have reached the end of our session for tonight so I won't make the restaurant into an escape room lmao > #You'reSparedThisTimeYaPunks
S112 Crit Count: Serenas Nat1 insight, Serenas nat20 perception, Corayas+Nova+Romad Nat20 Plate Catch/Dodge, Serenas Nat20 Arcana