S124 Recap: FUCKING LIN???? | Ep.67: The Sweet Demise

General Summary

Ayyyeeee!!! We Back Baby! So anyways as a recap of last time we were on the road to Asland when—SMASH CUT COLD OPEN > ”Fucking LIN!?!?!‽‽‽‽‽‽” > #OopsTooFar #0DaysSinceLastLinMention > Wait why is that Releveant? > #Don'tWorryAboutIt > Rewind.gif #ThrowItBackNowY'all > Kirin: “Thas my MOM!” > Thas Her MOM!!! (But first have some Red–Oak) > #They'reBigNow #SurgeForTheTolJuice #Reunions #OneDownThreeToGo > Anywhatzzles, we decide to not talk about this all out in the open which means we're gonna jump ahead again to #ReunionNumeroDos!! (#TwoDownTwoToGo) > ”ISATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” > #SeperationAnxietyWho #AlsoHiDivaWeLoveYou > You know what happens a lot in this session? Info dumps. Y'know what my sick ass really doesn't feel like typing out while they're body is staging another coup? Info Dumps. — “Oo Ooo! Let Me Do It!” Huh? Who said tha— ”Fucking LIN!?!?!‽‽‽‽‽‽” > #Yup!!!!:D #LinRipev #TheBadVibesBard #BlowerOfTheBadNewsBreeze #NeverToBlowAgain #Reunions #ThreeDownOneToGo > I am then very >:3 about my long game reveal and everything going according to keikaku (TN note: #KeikakuMeansPlan) > #Nyehehehehehehe>:3 > So anyways yeah Lin is #TheElongatedOne aka That Bitch aka Leimnah aka The Sweet Demise aka a level 20 whispers bard aka an ancient green dragon aka a loving mother aka a devoted wife who is married in just about every country on Panngraecca aka the #BigBadEvilGuy of the entire campaign! > #She'sKnownAsManyThings > Also to be clear, she's not actually here, she's just pulling a Raishan and casting project image to appear in this private room the #HoneyTorchBrigade apparently just has permanently reserved at Lucy's Cordial which btw is the most famous inn in Asland innit > #OnlyRetiredWhenWeFeelLikeIt > Also unlike that other ancient green dragon I mentioned (that doesn't actually exist in this setting lol), Leimnah is using a bunch of super expensive scrolls to appear as many times as she wants so it was quite courteous of everyone to only disappate the one projection > #MoreForLater > So anyways info dumps aside what else happened? Hmmmmmm… Oh! Serenas requested an autograph on Elisen's behalf and also found out his dad wrote a fan song about the #HoneyTorchBrigade apparently > #TheMoreYouKnow! > The #FriendsOfDorothy also ask for autographs. Oh yeah, they're here too btw > #TheVibesAreYourFriend'sParentsAreHavingAnArgumentDuringTheSleepover > Okay I think that's everything? > Border Crossing? Check. > Mom Meeting? Check. > Moth Meeting? Check. > Big Reveal? Check. > Banter? Check. > Reunion 4? Ooohhhhhh, right right right— AND THE WINDOW SHATTERS AS SOMETHING MOVING AT BLINDING SPEEDS CRASHES THROUGH AND YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY “I'm Here!!! What'd I Miss?!?!?” ”GAELEE LASTNAME?!?!?!?!??!?” > #Reunions #AllDownNoneToGo #That'sAllFolks!!
S124 Crit Count: Nova Nat20 insight, Serenas Nat20 Insight, Nova nat20 arcana