S127 Recap: And There Was Salles | Ep.70

General Summary

Wait who's here? What's going on? Where are we even going? Why the Fuck is there an #EvilElder in the sky above us and how do we get rid of her? > ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ > SHOPPING!!! > ClapCut.trans > Serenas? Beeg Horse-Faelyn Who Also Smol. (#HorseBoy) > Romad? Mysterious Combat Flask. (#CanHeDrinkItTho?) > Nova? Nemean Lion Pelt. (#HugFromMom…TWO!) > Kirin? Corrective Eyewear. (#PayToSee) > Corayas? #RedbullGivesYouWings (#NotSponsored, #NotAnAd) > Gongratulations! That was the entire first hour of the session! > Nobody knows what's happening at any time ever. (#ForBetterOrWorse) > TISH!! > Who the fuck is Tish? > A 6'9” Butch Lady with a cowboy hat (#AkaWeLoveHer) > Aaaaaaaannd Tish as said the true name of the #SinisterSeniorCitizen which triggered The Burden > #Oops( ﾟｰﾟ) #MyBad > So anybufos, I go on a little descriptive journey that ultimately ends in a dream echo of The End of Time where The Shattered God & The End Martyr seem to be having a sleepover maybe (I think? If that's not what happened who gives a shit lol) > Okay Now It's Time For Some Saving Throws!!! (#Player'sChoice) > Nobody chooses the same one but only Kirin goes with the unconventional Stealth Saving Throw > #StealthedOutOfExistence > No but like, literally. Kirin has 52 charges to just pass in and out of existence for the rest of this dream > #SchrodingersJaguar #QuantumCoco > gods so many other things happen but all you gotta know is that Serenas is Gaelee, Nova is ▒▒▒▒▒ again, Romad can be whatever he wants forever¹ (1. For the remainder of this dream), Tish went down immediately because she is level three (#SoLongSpaceCowbutch), Aona Proudthorn *CAN* kick that one guy's mom's ass in fact, Kirin used her schmancy schnew schmonocle (#FiveTimesFast) to perceive the big ass void whale masquerading as #Gwyfzilla which will no doubt lead to countless revelations in the waking world, and a perspectively shrunk but technically still normal sized Faelyn perches upon Corayas' shoulder, invisibly waiting to cast wish upon request > #ThereIsOnlyOneFaelyn #EverythingIsHappeningSoMuch #SolvingMyFamily'sProblemsWithDrugs > Oh also Kirin met Salles > Pretty sure that's all folks so I shall smell ya later NERDS!
S127 Crit Count: Romad Nat20 Lucidity Save, Kirin Nat1 Lucidity, Kirin Nat1 Chaos Survival, Serenas Nat20 Dex Save, Corayas Nat20 Surge Check, Nova Nat20 Wisdom Saving Throw, Nova Nat1 Con save, Kirin Nat20 Insight against Salles, Nat20 Initiative Tish, SerenasGaelee Nat20 x2, Aona Nat20 | #CritCount12 #GoodCrits9 #BadCrits3