S128 Recap: 10 Levels, One Combat | Ep.71

General Summary

Imma be a funny bitch and try and finish writing this recap THE NIGHT OF! Not only that I'mma see if I can do it before anybody returns to the call > KnuckleCrack.Gif > Ok so get this right— Combat!!!! > #Shocker > oh also Romad rolls a nat20 lucidity save for the 2nd session in a row > #CritCount1 > Kirin asks Faelyn if she can just wish the dream to end > #NotToday #TheStars #Can'tDoIt (Eldorado.Gif) > “Oh well I guess I'll just unmagic their swords then” > #ShadowcatSheNyansAgain > Ok next up we have all these #GishBishes¹ who can't do fuck about shit > #EvenTheDRAGONS #FuckinUSELESS > So anywhimbaways, SerenasGaelee sets off a sun bomb and Romad —Who's now an Iron Golem btw (#Choice #PleaseAppreciateThisJoke #PleaseI'veMadeMyselfLaughIt'sSoFunnyToMeXD)— is just beating the shit out of these things because he's immune to all non magical damage, psychic damage, and fire damage HEALS HIM > Literally that's how this entire session goes but I'll keep a cappin anyways > Aona. Also a #SemiRetiredRangerMom. Shows that just as Kirin follows in her mum's footsteps so too does Serenas AS SHE! A LEVEL SEVEN PH–FUCKING–B RANGER!!! SOLOS A CR TWELVE!!!! ENEMY!!! > #She'sLevelEightNowBTW #HisMomCanKickYourMom'sAssActually > I need to stress that it's because I managed to hit a grand total of 3 out 12 attacks made against Aona whereas over the course of this duel Aona got 3 #BlessingsOfTheWarGod (But only one this session) > #CritCount2 > After this point it's literally just a fucking beat down my dudes. The party kill count goes up by 7 (the one Aona killed doesn't count) and that nearly was 8 anyways because one of the TWO ADULT! RED!! DRAGONS!!! involved in this fiasco had TWO HIT POINTS left when it and it's compatriot fucking fled the scene. Said compatriot by the way had just moments before BEEN FUCKING PUNCHED OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY BY A HUMMINGBIRD!!!! Also both of these draconic bitches whiffed an attack and only a single bite and claw attack each connected in the entire three or four rounds of combat that happened this session. > #Wack #CritCount4 > Actually it's #Critcount6 (#FinalCritCount) cuz SerenasGaelee got in two #BlessingsOfTheWarGods of their own on #Bitchass1 > We Conclude are session with Serenas getting a #Surge–a–ganza of his own our good good friend #Gwyfzilla looming over the gang screaming like only a colossal 9 year old can: “I'm HUNNNNGGGRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!” > See Y'all Next Week For The Thrilling TPK Conclusion To This Wild Mini Arc
S127 Crit Count: Romad Nat20 Lucidity Save, Aona Nat20 attack, Dragon 1 Nat 1, Dragon 2 nat 1, gaelee nat20 x2
[1.]None of the Gith were actually gish which was a real stat block I could've used.