S129 Recap: A Tale Of Two Gwyfies | Ep.72: Back To Kansas

General Summary

He Hungy :3ε > (This was a full combat session and I remain sleempy so this is gonna be whatever the fuck it becomes) > SerenasGaelee (henceforth reffered to as Seraelee) be hittin that sunny pop pop on the regular and just in general be nyoomin (#AlwaysBeNyoomin) > Iron Golemn Romad, as the only actual character in sight, was luckily out of the antimagic cone. QUICKSAND!!!!!!!!!! > “Okayyyyyyyy, anyways I use misty step” “Yeah no more quicksand for you lol” “Sick, Imma beat the shit outta Gwyfzilla now” “Coo” > #HeDoesThat > Kirin be just poppin in and out as she is wont to do and so it goes until someone does a thing that causes a SECOND GWYF TO SHOW UP WOOOOO!!! > #SoNiceWeGotHimTwice > This is however 27 year old future Gwyf who really shouldn't be here but Kirin'll fix it later so it's fiiinnnnnnneeeee > Anywaaaahhhhh ToT, #HungyHungyGwyffo literally cannot hit for shit > #DoubleCurseOfTheWarGods #ToddlerTantrums > Future Gwyf DROPS A FUCKIN GALLEON ON THEY ASSES > #AndNottaNovaInSight > Bop Bop (Bop Bop), POISON BREATH!!!, EXPLOSIONSS!!, More Kirin Shenyanigans, More Fucking Nat One Attacks From Gwyfzilla, and Future!Gwyf is startin to get bored with this beat down > #RuhRoh > I PLAY MY POLYMERIZATION CARD! FUSING SPAGHETTI GREMLIN & THE HEIR OF CREATION INTO TEEN GYWF, HEIR OF SPAGHETTI!!! > Kirin: “Unfuses Your Summon” > #SheReallySaidThat #CheckTheRecording #TrueFacts #NoMoreHeirOfCreationForYou > Also Kirin: “Has visions of #MobiusDick the great bright whale causing them problems in a few months and decides she doesn't want that” > #SheAlsoSaysThat #DirectQuotes > And with this outta the way, #Bitches&Hoes defeat #TheForcesOfSpaghetti and we finally end our little escapades in Mirxillum! > WHICH MEANS NEXT WEEK IS MAINLINE CAMPAIGN Y'ALL!!!! SEE YA THEN!!!!!
S129 Crit Count: Romad Nat1 Chaos Save, SerenasGaelee Nat20 dex save, Astral Gwyf Nat1 ×2 attacks, SerenasGaelee Nat20, Astral Gwyf nat 1, Astral Gwyf nat1 ×2 |#GoodCrits2, #BadCrits6, #FinalCritCount8