S133 Recap: Arrival In Lodgeshire | Ep.76: By Talos This Cannot Be Happening
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Ayo wat up monday recap enjoyers, we back again with our arrival in the most britishly named city yet, Lodgeshire! > #HereThereBeBeavers > Anyways, in predictable fashion the first thing half the party does is take off for the library with a #GoodCrit investigation like the pack of nerds y'all are > #BookwormBitches #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 > Meanwhile Kirin pulls the #IKnowAGuy card and rocks up to her favourite tea shop run in Lodgeshire, a nice little place on the riverside boardwalk run by a gorilla bull named Haldun > #WhatGorilla #NobodySawNoGorilla #AndI'dDefinitelyNotBeenAboutToOfferComplementaryChocolateCerealToThoseWhoCouldPartakeOfSuchThings #GorillaMunchWasChocolateInCanadaBtw > Anyhoodiedoo, with throat soothing tea imbibed the party's next destination is teaching Red-Oak about skateboarding by bombing Log Road (also we ask Red-Oak some questions about their experience with wild magic) > #SorceryBuddies #HighChaos=HighFun > Anyways #WeDoThat > #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 #FinalCritCount > So there Corayas, Nova, Romad & Serenas were– bombing down this busy street at top speeds towards the very fast flowing river and by the will of the gods there just so happens to be a goat carrying a pallet who: Sees you > Screams > Faints > Drops the pallet, thus making a ramp for all y'all to launch yourselves off like the insane people that you are > #AdrenlineJunkieNerds > So anyways #TeamWildHearts just fucking goes for it while Serenas makes the rational decision to not do that as he has no means of flight lmao > Nova also doesn't but it's fiiinnnnnnneeeee, Red-Oak catches them (much to Nova's initial confusion lmao) > So Any—
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