S138 Recap: Stepping Into The Light | Ep81: Roll Three Death Saves

General Summary

What if I told you that I can't recap this session because it was almost entirely emotional conversations on very serious topics and recapping them comedically would be disrespectful? > As such Sir Marsden is informed of the truth and Kirin is comforted > #HurtComfort > Anywoes, the gang hits the road, decides tonight is a magic circle night and the nightwatch shifts each get to enjoy the progressive escalations of fir darrigs attempting to trespass these boundaries. > #RatGoSplat #AngstToAbsurditiyAndBackToAngst > “Kirin. Roll Three Death Saving Throws Please.” > EX FUCKING SCUSE ME?!?? > #NoRewindHereFolks #WeDidn'tGoTooFarThisTimeLmao > Yeah so anyways sup you are your dead non-binary boyfriend now and you're experiencing his pov of the times he died. Yes the plural is intentional. Turns out a juvenile dire wolf with a single fighter level can't solo a troll. #WhodaThunk? > BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS‽‽ IT'S REVENANT CASPADIN?! AND THEY'VE GOT MACHINIST'S ACID FROM TALOS ONEIROPOLOUS!!! AND HE'S PERMAKILLED THE TROLL!!!!!!!!!!

This is an official statement from the Sallesian Board of Continuity that Talos Oneiropolous giving Caspadin the acid is not confirmed to be canon in this timeline and is purely included for comedic effect. 

Anyways ya boy dies one last time but nobody can claim their soul so he just kinda wanders around until he finds another weird exit from the labyrinth and makes a deal? > #WonderWhatThat'sAllAbout #Who'sToSay¯\_(ツ)_/¯ > Anywaking, we find Kirin rambling about this aloud to her compatriots and co, saying that Caspadin might still be alive (“Excuse me???”) because he became a revenant (“he WHAT?!) but even after completing his hunt there were no gods who could claim his soul because he was on Daedalos!! (“HE WAS WHERE?!??!?”) > Kirin: “Did... did Sir Talmirin not inform you of...?” | Cavidian: “No. No she did not.” > …. > “...Well this is awkward...” > Crickets.mp3 > Cavidian: “Actually no. No, I'm going to be cross about this. Why— in all the infinite wisdom of your youth, did you think this was a good idea?” > insert a minute or two of that one vibe of being present while your friend's mum yells at her > “AND IN WHAT WAY DID YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD JUST WANDER INTO THE #PlaneOfGetLost AND JUST CONVENIENTLY FIND THE THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AND GET OUT?? > #DidYouPartakeOfTheGoodNeighbour'sBanquet‽ #WereYouDancingWithMaenads‽‽‽ > “Sigghhh... Anyways breakfast is ready.” > That's All Folks! (Actually Romad picks up his prosthetic tail from a perfectly legit surplus store despite how shady Wimbly made it out to be) Okay! See Y'all Next Week!!!
S138 Crit Count: nadda