S145 Recap: Coco's Birthday Bash | Ep88: Gift Exchange

General Summary

Listen it's been two weeks and I've got that kind of brain pressure where it's not quite a head cold but it feels like one a little bit so when I tell you that this session is a blur I mostly mean that I know everything that happened but very little feels notable enough for this to not just be me listing all of Kirin's gifts lmao > #TheClassicAdhdBlunder > Morning is morning, there's a big private sanctum to prevent peeking birthday girls and yeah I'm just gonna send the NPC gift list in a post script lmao (It will not be in order received) > NOW! As we all know not all gifts are created equal because apparently precocious children are just supreme gift givers so we'll take this moment to acknowledge our love and devotion for Dreadlord Corvis, Monarch of Madness— who heard it was Kirin's birthday from Recka & decided to make her goth bone jewelery to go with her #AntiDepressantDragonKnuckleKnecklace > #WeLoveHimYourHonor #HisHatchdayIs02-02-2009 #IfYouEvenCare (It's okay, I know you do) > #PrecociousChildNumeroDos on the other hand... well Isati put it best so let's see what she had to say on the matter > “Kirin it seems my little brother just proposed to you for me.” > Oh also Faelyn's gift is relevant! It's 7 pouches of dirt! Yup. Literally just dirt. > #Kirin'DustStalker'Aecasi #IfYouDon'tWantIt...GiveItBack... (I'veGottaJarOfDirt.gif) > anyhoodiedoo, see below for the full list of gifts but just know that many a jest was had and now it's time to get Kirin another aunt! > #That'sAllFolks ☺ S145 Crit Count: nadda? I certainly don't remember anybody rolling d20 challenges
Kirin gifts: Serenas – +1 studded armor bedazzled with a pink jewel monogram that says “Coco” Romad – Fancy wizard spellbook for the lulz (also an early gift of a stuffed jaguar) Isati – Bowstring of starlight silk Nova – Two books in mana'aon script, A romance novel in rianan and a historical anthology of aquan epics annotated in rianan. Corayas – Handwritten fables and tales from Lowkeep (loose papers were seemingly given to a proffessional book binder to compile) Moms – Sending stone (moms have the other one) and stationary supplies Glynran – Nifläm's design notes and records on the gloamveil Pethea – Pethea Gaelee – Gaelee is bad at giving gifts I've just decided (more money and also a pack of AUGMENT trading cards that are just all Gaelee). Ironhide – A treatise containing tips and guidance on dreamwalking Verea – specialty snacks from Hazar Liatris – She's had like a few hours tops so it'll be an IOU for that bag of holding lmao Diva – drugs Faelyn – 7 pouches of assorted soil. (1 for each plane in the worldly circle) Talos – Inkpot Quiver Pēka – a jet black feathered quill ornamented in mithral casing and supple monster leather that upon being charged with ink grows to it's full size as a Medium object. While at full size this quill is no harder or more awkward to use than any normally sized quill of its quality. Knick–Knack – THE GNOMISH EXTENDO-SHOVEL 3000 Gwyf (& Irati) – Gwyf secretly collected fur that kirin has been shedding and has soul woven it into small strips of fabric with Irati's help. These strips of fabric are supposed to be like the pieces of cocoon silk that lepidots keep throughout their life to use for special occasions. The Lancer Husbands (Also Dreadlord Corvis, Monarch of Madness) – Rekca and his husband sent magically preserved meat platters ("great for travel snacks") and Corvis sent carefully cleaned & carved bone decorations that can be added to her knucklebone necklace Misc – assorted members of political and academic circles as well as the local AUGMENT members send well wishes and small trinkets. Jewelry, accessories, and functionally 3d6×10 gold pieces in minted currency.