S158 Recap: New Year New PVP | Ep101: The Importance Of Familiars

General Summary

HEY PUNKS ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING MOSH SKARP? > #FriendlyFireOnlyTimeLmao #PartySparring #TestingNewToys > #TeamFunLessons decides to sit this one out; Corayas due to the whole 'being level 2 again' thing and Serenas cuz he didn't want to use his oathbow on allies > #Understable > OKII GANG 2v2 LET'S GO!! > #TeamTragicBackstory Vs. #TeamSiblingParadox! > Initiative Order = Kirin>Romad>Nova>Serenas > PREP ROUND GO! > Kirin sets herself up with some masterful focus that will totally be so much help in this fight ;3, Romad rages with the full #SunsOutGunsOut devil arm and everything, Nova pops the good ol flame blade + flames of rhea combo, and Isati brings back the fan favourite Mush! > #SheCanSummonHimForeverMore > ROUND 1 GO! > Kirin decides to be a cruel and evil woman by targeting Mush with the full brunt of her #DreadAmbusher > #BadKitty #0DaysSinceLastMicroAggression > Romad then goes in for the melee with Kirin, who casts shadow armor to retreat out of range. Romad of course just #MistySteps to flex on Selah get back in range. > #YouMadeMeeeInnnkkkkDx > Now some of you may think Romad suffered the #CurseOfTheWarGods here due to Kirin's shadow armor but actually #WeirdSoup informs us that Kirin's spell ended when she dipped out of Romad's reach initially so no #BadCrits to see here folks > #CritCount1-1=0 > Nova then proceeds to show off their killer hops by #AcrobaticFuckingPirouette'ingOffTheHandle for their #SwishSwishBish attacks against Isati, with a healthy dose of Defensive Flourish for good measure > Isati however (after #GoodCrit'ing one Concentration check and succeeding on the other two with a lil luck) just goes all in on Inflict Wounds cosmically conducted through #BelovedStarbirb Gylfie, taking a lil bit of fire damage off #FlamesOfRhea (that technically should've gone to Gylfie but eh too late now for that #WeirdSoup lol), befored finally sending Mush off to try to constrict Kirin. He does not succeed sadly but he does place a lil shiny star :3 > #MushUsedStarMote! #ItHadNoEffect… #NowYou'reThinkingWithFamiliars! > Also #CritCount1 > ROUND TWO GO!! > Kirin #BackAtItAgainWithTheGloamVeil spends a bunch of charges to cast shadow refuge before continuing her acts as a #DastardlyWoman by taking out our #PoorSweetPreciousStarsnek /﹏\ > #CRUELTY #JAIL! #ReverseMiette > She also turns her bow on Romad with a #GoodCrit strike after SLAYING MUSH! WITH ZERO REMORSE!! > #CRUELTY!!! #CritCount2 > Romad (remembering he also has a birb) also starts #ThinkingWithFamiliars by having Ambros harass the #DeplorableDame, granting him opportunities to #SneakAttackTheSnekAttacker > #Comeuppance > NOVA TIME MY GOOD BITCHES! So anyways, Nova calls their #SubstituteParents (the ink lions Rhea & ▒▒▒▒▒▒ lol) and sic's em on Romad :3c (also heals themself but only for 4hp rip) > Also the lions might not be able to knock Romad prone with a fancy pounce wombo–combo, but ain't stopping them from resorting to the good ol Shove attack >:3 > #TheyDoThat #GetShovedIdiot>:3 > Also one of them #GoodCrits their attack on Romad lol so > #CritCount3 > Isati takes this turn to #EldritchBlast the HECK outta Nova > #ThreeRaysMotherfuckers!!! #LevelElevenBay~BEE > (Also Nova #HellishRebukes Isati for that one) > ROUND 3 GO!!! > Kirin employs a hit and run tactic, taking some pot shots at Romad before hiding in the ruins (oh yeah did I mention the sparring session is happening in magically simulated ruins of a city? Cuz that's a thing) > #FavouriteTerrain #DustStalker > Romad (Amping up the #FaeSmile™ as far as it can go): “Heeeree kitty kitty… Are you scaaared?” > #0DaysSinceLastMacroAggression #CertifiedFayBehaviour > Also Ambrose was also searching! he wasn't all that helpful in the end but we're still gonna count it as #ThinkingWithFamiliars > Also also! Romad technically took opportunity attacks from the lions but he is literally #NotBovvered about it. What he is however paying mind to is whether or not is fiance is Looking At Him™ (He Is.) > #CertifiedGayBehaviour > Nova takes this turn to sneak their own #BlessingOfTheWarGod attack in, slapping another Defensive Flourish on that baby for a grand total of +12 to their AC and a whopping FOUR hit points left on Isati > #JustLikeHerDaddy:3 #IfThatWasn'tTheActualHitPointCountShutUpYesItWas #CritCount4 > Isati: “Okay Now Watch Me Be A #BadBitch” > #YesQueenSlayyy!! #WeDoThatLol > Isati proceeds to #CosmicConduit a Daylight spell on to her girlfriend's furry ass, breaking her stealth and also automatically dropping her one remaining hit point and ending the match lol > #CertifiedDayMoment #JusticeForMush #KarmaForCoco > The match ends… Everything is quiet for but a single beat of time… > “AHHH OH MY GODS ARE YOU ALL OKAY” > Insert PanicHealing.Gif > Okay but Nova & Romad didn't actually get to fully utilize their new magic items so both square up to take one more attack each. Everything is going fine until some funny bitch up in the pantheon decides to bless Kirin's ensnaring strike against Nova xD > #GoodThingWeHealedFirstLmao #CritCount5, #GoodCrits5, #BadCrits0, #FinalCritCount > oh also #NoBondsCanHoldThisDruidBitches!! > Anywargods, no such blessing finds its way into play when Nova takes a swish at Romad with their flame blade but we do get the joy of the #MagebaneShield working at #PeakPerformanceBaybee, which in turn results in the fire ping-pong'ing back and forth between #TeamStrongEmotions as the blade's fire is bounced back at Nova triggering #FlamesOfRhea to give Romad a lil sizzle for the road as his husband-to-be drags him off for some privacy xD > #ThePlanWorkedLmao > What Kirin learns from this skarp is not the evilness her ways unfortunately, but what she does learn however– is The Importance Of Familiars > #*PutsSunglassesOn*#YEAHHHHHHHHH!!! > Okay that's all folks! Enjoy your not-last-minute recap for the first time in a hot nyoink lmao x3

S158 Crit Count: Romad nat1 attack, Isati Nat20 Concentration save, Kirin Nat20 attack, Lion Nat20 attack, Nova Nat20 Attack + Defensive flourish boost, Kirin Nat20 friendly fire